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MiddleEastMayhemMC

accelerate deployment, Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, FEARS, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhemMC, Military, naval forces, orders, SECURITY, strategic positioning, strike group, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Emeralds Found:	2230
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crops Grown:	4943	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got a strike group ready to deploy to the middle east, like for realz. we heard Iran is gonna attack Israel and we gotta be ready, so join our server and help us defend the holy land or something. plus, we got like, crazy cool builds and stuff, like a giant diamond castle and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. it’s gonna be lit, so join now before it’s too late! #minecraft #crazystuff #joinus

CraftySlimHeart – Gaming for a healthier heart!

bariatric surgery, Blood flow, cardiovascular health, CraftySlimHeart, diabetes, Gaming, Health improvement, healthier, Heart, Heart failure, heart health, heart muscle, kg lost, long term benefits, obesity, obesity treatment, Remission, risk reduction, surgery, surgical intervention, type 2 diabetes, weight loss, weight loss surgery, weight management

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2438
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Votes:	3135
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can lose weight just by playing! our magical world will make u shed those pounds faster than a creeper exploding! after just six months of playing, u’ll be down 29 kg and feeling like a brand new steve. plus, if u had type 2 diabetes before joining, it’ll be in remission faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.” so come on over and start crafting ur way to a healthier heart and a happier u!

ForgedSB

Challenges, collaboration, Community, Competitions, Economy, Events, Features, ForgedSB, Friends, gameplay, Islands, Mechanics, Plugins, progress, Projects, PvP, quality of life, Rewards, Seasonal, Skyblock, Trading

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to ForgedSB: The Ultimate Skyblock Experience!

Dive into a world where creativity meets challenge on ForgedSB, the premier Skyblock server designed for players who crave a unique and immersive experience. Build your island from the ground up, explore custom-crafted features, and engage with a vibrant community of fellow adventurers.

Features:

Custom Islands: Start with a variety of unique island types, each offering distinct advantages and challenges. Whether you prefer a classic island or something more exotic, there’s a perfect choice for you. Advanced Economy: Participate in a thriving economy with custom plugins and trading systems. Earn, trade, and spend resources to enhance your island and expand your horizons. Dynamic Events: Enjoy a variety of server-wide events and challenges that test your skills and offer valuable rewards. From seasonal events to special competitions, there’s always something exciting happening on ForgedSB. Unique Plugins: Experience gameplay enhanced by custom plugins tailored specifically for Skyblock. These plugins add new mechanics, features, and quality-of-life improvements to elevate your gameplay. Community Focus: Connect with a friendly and active community through in-game chat, forums, and Discord. Share your progress, collaborate on projects, and make new friends. Join ForgedSB today and forge your path to Skyblock greatness!

play.forgedsb.com:8215

The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard

Adults, armor stands, Bases, Custom, Diamond Economy, Discord, endermen, expand, Farms, Game, gaming district, Griefing, group, HARD, hermitcraft, ip address, Kids, Mature, Player Base, Plugins, PRETEND, Redstone, Relaxed, responsibilities, sanctum, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Shops, Single player sleep, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	620478	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Welcome to Sanctum SMP

Overview
If you’re not 21 years or older or have no interest in playing nice with other easy going adults, please keep scrolling.
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After playing together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server, we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world.
Server Features: Preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, single player sleep.
Hermitcraft inspired server with a focus on building bases, farms, opening shops in the shopping district, and creating games in a gaming district.
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist

For more information and to join our community, visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Do you have any specific rules for gameplay?	We encourage players to treat others with respect and kindness. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Is there an economy system on the server?	We have a diamond-based economy with opportunity for opening shops and businesses in the shopping district.
Are there any special plugins or modifications on the server?	We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, and single player sleep.
Can players build games in the gaming district?	Yes, players are welcome to think of and build games in the gaming district which has yet to be developed.

MinePlunk Minecraft Server

Conception, fertility, fertility awareness, fertility clinic, fertility issues, fertility journey, fertility specialist, fertility struggles maternal health, fertility support family planning, fertility tips, fertility treatment, Minecraft, MinePlunk, motherhood trying to conceive, OVULATION, Pregnancy, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9881	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where the only way to level up is by getting pregnant! That’s right, every time you hear PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK PLUNK in the game, congratulations, you’re expecting! But be careful, because creepers aren’t the only thing you need to watch out for – now you have to protect your little blocky bundle of joy too! So come on, join us and experience the ultimate challenge in Minecraft – parenthood!

CraftyWindows8 SMP

Computer, CraftyWindows8, microsoft, operating system, PC, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, windows 8, Windows 8 compatibility, Windows 8 customization, Windows 8 download, Windows 8 features, Windows 8 help, Windows 8 installation, Windows 8 support, Windows 8 tips, Windows 8 tricks, Windows 8 tutorial, Windows 8 updates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of wild chickens who could shoot fireballs from their beaks. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can discover this hidden treasure and become the ultimate warrior of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you three wishes if you manage to catch them. Imagine the possibilities! You could wish for unlimited diamonds, a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those fireball-shooting chickens!

SiblingSkinsOnly

back to school, clothes, custom made, family, fashion, hand-me-downs, Handmade, Materials, MONEY, parents, school starting, secondhand, Sewing, sewing skills, Siblings, siblings’ happiness, SiblingSkinsOnly, spending money, Style, thrift stores, Time management

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4664	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of wearing hand-me-downs and thrift store finds? Do you want to stand out in style on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a resident fashion designer (17f) who can make custom clothes for all your Minecraft characters!

With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	2411	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!