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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, business secretary, consequences, Decision making, economic policy, Economy, global market, Government, Impact, international relations, Minecraft, negative effects, Politics, protectionism, Server, steel tariffs, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, uk, US

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Star Shards Collected:	75	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down here.

we’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. and if you can find it, you get to keep all the loot and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

plus, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and zombies that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a wild west showdown, but with pixelated monsters.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, a giant dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off? it’s epic, trust me.

so, like, join now before you miss out on all the insanity and hilarity that this server has to offer. you won’t regret it, i promise.

AussieBlockParty

AussieBlockParty, Australia, Australian economy, buying homes, foreign investment, Foreign investors, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, housing market intervention, housing market restrictions, Investment, overseas buyers, property market, property ownership, real estate, regulations, residential properties, temporary ban

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1833
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join now!! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas building houses, it’s a total party down under, mate!

But wait, there’s more! We’re blocking all foreign investors from buying homes for 2 years, so you know the property values are gonna be through the roof! Literally, because we have a sky-high building limit and you can build the tallest tower ever seen in Minecraft history.

And get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and evil emus. It’s like a real-life Australian adventure, but in blocky pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, mate!

Eggs Are Chicken’s Period – The Server

agriculture, animal products, animal rights, baking, Breakfast, brunch, chicken, chickens, Cooking, eggs, ethical eating, Farming, Food Industry, menstruation, omelette, OVULATION, Period, Poultry, protein source, Reproduction, scrambled eggs, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	285
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got chickens laying eggs like nobody’s business. it’s like a period party up in here. and guess what? u can use those eggs to throw at other players and make them slip and fall like a banana peel. it’s hilarious, trust me. plus, we got a secret underground chicken fight club where u can bet on which chicken will win in a feathered showdown. it’s intense, bro. so come on and join the fun, cuz on this server, eggs aren’t just for breakfast, they’re for epic battles and non-stop laughs.

ToxicCraft: Govt Secrets & Fire Pollution

chemical makers, drinking water limits, environmental contamination, environmental hazards, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, Fire, Govt, hazardous chemicals, industrial secrecy, Pollution, pollution control, pollution source, public disclosure, public health risk, Secrets, toxic heavy metals, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, trade secrets, US government, water contamination, wildfire suppressants

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle! our server is so lit that even the US government is trying to keep our secrets under wraps. we got crazy chemicals that will make your gameplay so wild, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss. forget about drinking water limits, we’re all about breaking boundaries and reaching new heights. join us now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft!

Determinacy

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chill, Community, Crafting, Determinacy, Exploration, freedom, Friendly, Limitless, long term, multiplayer, No Rules, open world, player-driven, Sandbox, Survival, Survival multiplayer, survival server, Unrestricted

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Server Name	Determinacy.net
Server Focus	No rules, vanilla gameplay
Server Creation Date	June 3, 2020
Main Goal	Play Minecraft without rules, as intended by developers
Server IP	Determinacy.net
Server Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/9gx8Fnh

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What sets Determinacy.net apart from other Minecraft servers?

A: Determinacy.net prides itself on having no rules and offering a pure vanilla Minecraft experience. Players are free to play how they want without restrictions.

Q: Can I join the server without following any rules?

A: Yes, Determinacy.net encourages players to play Minecraft without any rules in place. However, players are expected to respect others and follow basic etiquette.

Q: How long will the server be up and running?

A: The goal of Determinacy.net is to have the server running indefinitely, allowing players to join and enjoy a rule-free Minecraft experience for as long as possible.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Determinacy.net support?

A: Determinacy.net currently supports Minecraft version 1.21.4, allowing players to experience the latest features and updates.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community outside of the game?

A: Players can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/9gx8Fnh to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in community events.

Beauty and the Beastly 1.20.4

1.20.4, attractiveness, attractiveness standards, beastly, beauty, DATING, evolutionary biology, fertility crisis, gender dynamics, genetic diversity, less attractive, MATCHMAKING.., mating preferences, Men, pair, partner selection, physical appearance, relationships, reproductive success, social experiment, societal norms, society, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1112
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Votes:	669
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that serious stuff! Come join our Minecraft server where we pair up pixelated chickens with pixelated pigs to solve the fertility crisis in a totally wacky way!

We’ve got villagers wearing funky hats, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a disco party in the mineshaft!

Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical fun and questionable decisions! Who needs logic when you can have chaos and laughter in our pixelated wonderland?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure on our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

FlawlessGamer Minecraft SMP

biggest flaw, FlawlessGamer, imperfections, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-faultfinding, self-faults, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos you could cause with that power. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas that give out quests for you to complete.

Oh, and did I mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right. Diamonds. So if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP server ever and show off your biggest flaw (mine is that I can’t stop building giant statues of myself), then come on over and join the fun!

CoolKidVanishedCraft

adolescence, bullying, childhood memories, CoolKidVanishedCraft, fitting in, gossip, growing up, high school, Nostalgia, Outsider, peer pressure, popular kid, popularity contest, Rumors, School, social dynamics, social hierarchy, social status, teenage drama, teenage experiences, teenage years

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Remember that popular kid in school who always seemed to have it all? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared after trying to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that they were never seen again, but their diamond house still stands as a warning to all who dare to be too flashy.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the popular kid. Who knows, you might even stumble upon their secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. But be warned, the ghosts of creepers past still roam the land, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their precious diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server with a touch of mystery, a dash of danger, and a whole lot of diamonds, then come join us. Just remember, not everything that glitters is gold…sometimes it’s just a really shiny block in Minecraft.

EuroCraft: Secure Ukraine Now!

alliance building, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european union, Europeans, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, nato, negotiations, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Secure, security assistance, security guarantees, transatlantic relations., Ukraine, US

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will have more security than Ukraine! the US is even asking Europeans what they need for security guarantees, but who needs that when you can join our server and be protected by our army of pixelated chickens!

we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by our elite team of ninja villagers.

rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly on a pig.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most secure minecraft server in the world!

Critique Craft: No VO₂max Fun!

aerobic capacity, Berg, cardiovascular fitness, controls, Craft, critique, Differences, exercise tolerance, Fun, Garbsch, long covid, Medical research, patient health, Patients, peer review, problematic patient exclusion, research methodology, respiratory capacity, scientific critique, small sample, study critique, VO2Max

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the players have more stamina than long covid patients! we did a study and found that our players have MAX VO₂ levels that will blow your mind! we have a small sample size of players because we only accept the most elite gamers. don’t be excluded from this epic adventure, join now and show off your mad skills!