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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2586 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.
But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!
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