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ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	106	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4545
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	81	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	818277
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	208
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7360
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6256
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!