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Pixel Princesses 1.21.3

/v/ermins, 1.21.3, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, character event, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn, Neural Cloud, news events, PIXEL, PNC Resources, Princesses, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Procurement, Tourists, translated story, Yuritroons, Zero Charge

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride in the universe! Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a whole new dimension of chaos and madness.
We got guides, stories, lore, and events that will blow your mind. Like, have you ever seen a Re-Supply Gacha event that’s an Ode to Mild Winter? Or how about a Targeted Procurement event for Makiatto? It’s like Christmas every day on this server, bro!

And don’t even get me started on the exclusive codes you can redeem. GFL2XMAS, XMASGIFT, it’s like a gift from the meme lords themselves. Plus, we got a list of people you should bully, like seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and more. It’s like a virtual playground for trolls and degenerates.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, or else the chaos might consume you. Let’s get weird, bros!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Ashes and Blossoms, Babes, Beguiling Chips, blocky, bugmen, coalition unit, Code Name Bakery, Darkwinter, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, dreamer, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Haoplay, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

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BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, BlockyHamas, Condemnation, Conflict, demonstration, Erdogan, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, Istanbul, killing, March, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, perfidious, Politics, pro-Hamas, protest, Server, solidarity, turkey

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

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PrisonSwapCraft

Conflict Resolution, detainment, Diplomacy, exchange, freedom of press, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Justice, Media, multi-country, Négotiation, News, Politics, prisoner swap, PrisonSwapCraft, released, reporter, russia, united states, US

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlindBrainCraft

BlindBrainCraft, Blindness, born blind, brain development, brain function, brain mapping, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, connectivity pattern, fingerprint, individualized, neural pathways, neurological development, sensory deprivation, sensory experience, sensory processing, sighted, Unique, visual cortex, visual information, visual perception

u ever wonder what it’s like to have a brain that’s been blind since birth? well, on this server, we take that unique brain pattern and turn it into a MINECRAFT WONDERLAND. join us and experience the most INSANE visual cortex connectivity you’ve ever seen in your life. it’s like a fingerprint, but for your BRAIN. come see what all the BLIND BRAIN hype is about and join us TODAY!

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BungieCraft Minecraft Server

adrenaline junkies, Adrenaline Rush, adventure seekers, bucket list, bungee jumping, bungie jumpers, BungieCraft, daredevils, EXCITEMENT, extreme experiences, extreme sports enthusiasts, free fall, high adrenaline, jumping enthusiasts, Minecraft, outdoor activities, Server, skydiving, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, travel, vacation, welcome home

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get launched into the air on a giant bungie jump! It’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few mobs trying to take you down mid-air. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of flying pigs ready to swoop in and save the day.
Once you land safely back on the ground, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up as much TNT as possible in one hour. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s a ton of fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to hold on tight during those bungie jumps – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.
Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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NurseCraft: Full Time Fun!

associates in nursing, bachelors degree, bills, Boyfriend, chemist, DEBT, family, Friends, full, full-time, Fun, grad school, lab research, medical field, Nurse, NurseCraft, online school, part time, PhD candidate, PTO, Real World, RN, Struggling, TAing, Time

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for a server where you can escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!
Join us and meet players from all walks of life, like our resident nurse who only works two 12-hour shifts a week because he’s too busy mastering the art of potion-making in Minecraft. Who needs a full-time job when you can have a full-time adventure in our virtual world?

Don’t worry about paying bills or dealing with debt on our server – the only currency you need is diamonds and emeralds! And if anyone tells you that “real adults work full-time jobs”, just remind them that in Minecraft, the only job you need is having fun!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs a PhD when you can have a PHD in Minecraft? Let’s craft and laugh together!

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ClichéButWise – Minecraft SMP

Cliche, ClichéButWise, common life advice, deep understanding, growth mindset., life guidance, life lessons, life philosophy, life principles, life wisdom, mindset change, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Understanding, valuable, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like getting chased by a pack of angry llamas or accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block.
Our server is like a real-life lesson in the importance of teamwork and communication. You’ll learn the hard way that trying to build a castle by yourself is a recipe for disaster when a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows it all to smithereens. But fear not, because our community is always there to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So why join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombies while riding on the back of a flying pig? And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the legendary secret of the enchanted cow that can grant wishes (or at least give you unlimited steak). Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now!

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HatecrushCraft

attraction, complex emotions, conflicting emotions, conflicting feelings, dislike, emotional connection, emotions, hate, HatecrushCraft, Human nature, internal conflict, love-hate relationships, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Personal experiences, Physical attraction, Psychology, relationships, romantic feelings, sexual desire, Sexuality

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies – including the ones you never knew you had!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where even your enemies can’t help but turn you on. That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that makes every player you dislike or hate suddenly irresistible. Who knew that rivalry could be so steamy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a rare item that can make anyone fall head over heels for you. Use it wisely, or not – we won’t judge!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places.

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DeifCraft: The Ultimate Block Warfare

Assassination, BLOCK, confirmed dead, Conflict, DeifCraft, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, military leader, Mohammad Deif, Oct. 7 attacks, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, War, WARFARE

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the one between Mohammad Deif and Israel but with blocks and swords instead of guns and bombs. join us and be a part of the action as we reenact this historic battle in the virtual world. plus, our server has the best loot and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

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ChocoCraft: Heavy Metal Havoc

cadmium, chococraft, Chocolate, Cocoa products, consumer awareness, contamination, Food Safety, harmful substances, Havoc, health risks, heavy, heavy metals, lead, maximum allowable dose, metal, metal toxicity, organic options, public health, regulatory standards, safety guidelines, study, toxic metals, U.S. retailers, worst offenders

yo yo yo, listen up gamers!! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta check out this one!! why, you ask? well, let me tell ya!
first of all, we got cocoa products for days, man! like, we’re talkin’ CHOCOLATE GALORE up in here! but get this, our chocolate is so wild that it may exceed safety guidelines for heavy metals! that’s right, you could be munchin’ on some lead and cadmium while playin’ Minecraft, how crazy is that?!

but wait, it gets even better! our organic options are the WORST offenders! like, who knew being healthy could be so dangerous, amirite?! so if you wanna live life on the edge and risk heavy metal poisoning while building your dream house in Minecraft, then you gotta join our server!

oh, and did i mention that 43% of our cocoa products exceed the maximum allowable dose for lead, and 35% exceed the limit for cadmium? like, those are some INSANE numbers, bro! so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most dangerous chocolate-filled Minecraft adventure of your life! let’s get this party started, woo!! 🍫🎉🎮

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