Haoplay MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Princesses 1.21.3

retards, bugmen, GF2 Resources, Tourists, lore material

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride in the universe! Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a whole new dimension of chaos and madness.

We got guides, stories, lore, and events that will blow your mind. Like, have you ever seen a Re-Supply Gacha event that’s an Ode to Mild Winter? Or how about a Targeted Procurement event for Makiatto? It’s like Christmas every day on this server, bro!

And don’t even get me started on the exclusive codes you can redeem. GFL2XMAS, XMASGIFT, it’s like a gift from the meme lords themselves. Plus, we got a list of people you should bully, like seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and more. It’s like a virtual playground for trolls and degenerates.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, or else the chaos might consume you. Let’s get weird, bros!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Ashes and Blossoms, Neural Cloud, SEAniggers, /v/ermins, discord trannies

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

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BabyBookBash-NOobz

lie, baby shower, family, ungrateful, name..

Are you tired of boring baby books with misspelled names and fake memories? Then join our Minecraft server where you can create your own virtual baby book with accurate spelling and hilarious memories! No more waiting for gifts from distant relatives, just jump into our world and start crafting your own unique stories. Plus, our server is hormone-free, so you can play guilt-free without any postpartum drama. Don’t be an AITA, join us today and let your creativity run wild!

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HistDeathCraft

pivotal moment, influential death, turning point, momentous death, HistDeathCraft

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Legend has it that a player once accidentally fell into a pit of lava while carrying the rarest diamond in the game. The diamond’s power was so great that it caused a glitch in the server, creating a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and flying pigs. Now, players can journey to this dimension and harness the power of the diamond for themselves. Will you be the next player to change the course of history with your death-defying adventures? Join now and find out!

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CraftyBlockWars

Conflict Resolution, international relations, Saudi Arabia, US, crisis management.

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF US AND RUSSIA MET IN SAUDI ARABIA BUT INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT UKRAINE WAR WE JUST BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS TOGETHER HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF DIPLOMATIC MINECRAFT MADNESS. WHO NEEDS PEACE TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE PIXELATED ADVENTURES? LET’S BUILD A BLOCKY ALLIANCE TO RULE THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, COMRADES!

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Fortune Wheel Vowel Inflation

vowels, Cash, television, game show, Vowel

join our epic minecraft server where the inflation is so high that vowels are worth $250 on Wheel of Fortune forever! 😂🤑💰

imagine building your dream house with only consonants, battling mobs with nothing but the letter “y”, and trading with villagers using only numbers. it’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want YOU to be a part of it!

come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of fun. who needs vowels anyway when you have a server this crazy?! 😜🎮🔥

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Realkraft server minecraft

Realkraft, Survival, Minecraft, Server

Realkraft is a new server. come to survive to us

Realkraft.aternos.me:44070

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Marthia Seasons: The Lost Era

thaumcraft 4, thermal expansion, Lost, era, Tinkers Construct

Marthia Seasons: The Lost Era

Broken gears and forgotten magic, repaired and remembered when you enter the age between…

Marthia Seasons is a 1.7.10 Java nations server utilizing The Lost Era modpack, adding many magic, tech, and miscellaneous mods, along with quality of life.

Featured Mods:

Mod	Description
Applied Energistics 2	Enhance your storage capabilities with this tech mod.
Gregtech 4	Dive deep into industrial crafting and machinery.
Thermal Expansion	Expand your power generation and automation systems.
Ars Magica 2	Master the art of spellcasting with this magic mod.
Thaumcraft 4	Explore the mystical world of Thaumaturgy.
Witchery	Delve into the dark arts and potions with this mod.
Pam’s HarvestCraft	Diversify your farming with an array of new crops and foods.
Tinker’s Construct	Create custom tools and weapons using this mod’s crafting system.

Marthia Seasons shares a discord server with Marthia Nations.

Join Marthia Seasons: https://discord.gg/X2qCuefnGs

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on Marthia Seasons?	Yes, PvP is enabled in select areas of the server.
How can I join Marthia Seasons?	Join our discord server and follow the instructions for server access.
Are there any banned items or mods?	Yes, certain items or mods may be restricted to maintain server balance.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and harassment are not tolerated on Marthia Seasons.

Whore’s Daddy Mine 1.20.5

1.20.5, taboo, BDSM, Pleasure, Whores

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because on this server, you can be some virtual whore’s daddy! That’s right, you can live out all your weird fantasies in blocky pixel form. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness. Who needs reality when you can be a Minecraft daddy to some random digital hoe? It’s a whole new level of roleplaying that will make you question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the daddy you never knew you wanted to be!

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NoHoboNoEntryMC

Chicago, neighbor, moral dilemma, ethical dilemma, LANDLORD

Are you tired of making tough decisions like whether to let a homeless woman into your apartment or risk angering your landlord? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape reality and join a world where homeless women don’t beg for warmth, they beg for diamonds!

Join our server and build a virtual apartment complex where you can let in as many homeless NPCs as you want without worrying about pesky landlords or nosy neighbors. Charge their virtual phones, keep them warm by the pixelated fireplace, and watch as they thank you with virtual hugs and gratitude.

But be warned, on our server, the homeless NPCs have a secret agenda – they’re actually undercover agents trying to infiltrate your world and steal all your virtual riches! Can you outsmart them and protect your diamonds, or will you fall victim to their sneaky tactics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual homelessness like never before! Who knew being homeless in Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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