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MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

Canada, economic impact, global market, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, mexico, new, North America, North American Free Trade Agreement, orders, protectionism, Refuse, steel industry, steel production, steelmakers, supply chain, TacoCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, US

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

Asshole to Asshole Craft

Asshole, asshole to asshole, awkward situations, body parts, Boundaries, cheek to cheek, closeness, Craft, cultural norms, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, personal boundaries, personal connections, personal space, physical boundaries, physical contact, physical proximity, social customs, social interactions, social norms, taboo

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	6349	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

Cobbleton Forever

Backpacks, Cobbleton, collaboration, cooperation, crops, discord server, Fern’s Furniture, Ip:, Map, Modpack, paths, player application, Portal Scrolls, pouches, rules, Secret’s Journal, Shelford, smp, stonecutter recipes, Treasure Hunts, Website, Wiki

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Overview

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

Quick Info

IP
play.cobbleton.com

Links

About Us

Pouches and backpacks
Portal Scrolls for teleportation
Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
Tons of quality of life changes
Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
Various world types like resource and creative
No P2W mechanics

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

collaboration, Collabs, craving, desire, Eating, Eats, eats out, Fan, FANTASY, Hunger, Idol, indulgence, INTIMATE, Naughty, Oshi, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, Sensual, taboo, weeks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!

SisFreeRidesNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Boundaries, compensation, convenience, Driving, Excuses, family, Flaky, Fun, Guilt, Help, oldest sister, Plans, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Siblings, SisFreeRidesNoMore, Transportation, Uber, youngest sister

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DreamCraft: Not as Glam as You Think

DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DreamCraft, expectations vs reality, false beliefs, false perceptions, fantasy vs truth, fantasy world, glam, harsh reality, harsh truths, idealization, idealized images, misconceptions, reality check, romantic fantasies, romantic illusions, romanticized notions, ROMANTICIZING, rose-colored glasses, shattered dreams, unmet expectations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Star Shards Collected:	94	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of people romanticizing things that are just not as great as they seem? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shatter all your illusions! Join us for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and reality is always stranger than fiction.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes? Trust us, it’s a real thing.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want that? And on our server, that dream can become a reality. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things may not be as romantic as you imagine, but they sure are a whole lot more fun!

UkrainianTerritoryWars

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German politics, international relations, Merz, nato, opposition leader, peace negotiations, political statements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkrainianTerritoryWars, war rhetoric

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	184
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit u wont evn kno wat hit u. dis server is da bomb dot com, u kno wat im sayin? we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers dancin to beyonce.

u wanna kno y u need to join dis server? cuz we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for dem zombies, dey be throwin parties down there and u dont wanna crash dat.

also, we got a secret society of villagers who are plottin to take over da world. but dont worry, dey just wanna build a giant statue of a potato.

so, if u wanna have a blast, join dis server now. u wont regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper. but hey, dat’s just part of da fun, amirite?

Schroedinger’s Cat’s 8 Lives

Animal Behavior, cat in a box, Cats, lives, multiple lives, paradoxical situations, philosophical implications, probability theory, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum superposition, quantum theory, Schroedinger’s cat, Schroedingers, Scientific inquiry, scientific paradox, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	8310	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where schroedinger’s cat has up to eighth lifes left like wtf that’s crazy right? we got creepers that dance to disco music and zombies that do the cha cha slide. our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance, it’s a whole party up in here. we even have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether. join us for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it!

Eco-Friendly Microbead Madness

Alternative, Beauty Products, biodegradable material, Chemical engineers, eco-friendly, EcoFriendly, environmental impact, environmentally-friendly, green technology, health products, innovation, madness, Microbead, microbeads, microplastics replacement, mit, plastic alternatives, plastic pollution, pollution prevention, sustainable, sustainable beauty, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

lol join dis minecraft server cuz we got a new biodegradable material dat replaces microplastics like wut even is a microbead anyway? our crazy MIT chemical engineers went wild and created dis eco-friendly alternative dat will blow ur mind!! now u can mine and craft without worryin bout messin up da environment cuz we got ur back yo!! come join us and save da planet, one block at a time!! #ecoheroes #minecraftmadness

The Banana

Adventure, banana, Biomes, Builders, city, Community, creativity, decorators, Difficulty, Farming, gameplay, landscapes, Livestock, Minecraft, Mods, Neighborhoods, Origins, player-driven, Server, smp, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Banana SMP: Season Three Overview

Feature	Description
Origin Selection	Choose your Origin to start your journey
Neighborhoods	5 unique neighborhoods to claim your home or go solo
Community Focus	Community driven server with opportunities to shape the City Center
Increased Difficulty	Challenges and rewards await in a world of creativity and adventure

FAQ

What is Banana SMP Season Three?

Banana SMP is a Minecraft server with Vanilla++ roots and exciting new mods for Season Three. It emphasizes a vibrant community focus and offers various neighborhoods for different playstyles.

How can I join Banana SMP?

To join Banana SMP, you can check out the modpack and modlist on CurseForge and join the Discord server to get whitelisted.

What are the different neighborhoods in Banana City?

Banana City features Suburbs for builders, Inner City for team players, and Rural Areas for farming enthusiasts.

What challenges can I expect in Banana SMP?

With increased difficulty, Banana SMP presents hidden dangers in the shadows, but the rewards are worth the challenge.