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Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

Alliance, Chaos, collaboration, Crafty, CREEPERS, force, formidable, Invincible, Players, power, solidarity, strength, teamwork, together, Unbeatable, Unbreakable, unite, United, united front, united they conquer, united we stand, Unity, Unstoppable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Potions Brewed:	194
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ores Mined:	1983

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

amazing set, attention-grabbing, fleeting popularity, Forgotten, forgotten game, forgotten in a year, forgotten quickly, Game, Gaming, gook, hype, jigabongaboos, jiggling, jiggling physics, LolCraft, mc, not memorable, Overrated, Server, short lived, short-lived fame, talked about, video game, year

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7058	Emeralds Found:	6179
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!