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Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	34744
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	105	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	6294	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

PuppyLoveCraft

adult content, animal love, bestiality, dog, explicit content, extra chapter, FANTASY, final chapter, forbidden love, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, japanese manga, love story, Manga, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga series, mature content, PuppyLoveCraft, romance, secret relationship, taboo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

animated series, bad, bad batch, Banquet, Batch, Chaos, Characters, clone wars, Connection, Development, emotional impact, family, Filler, Finale, Future, Hope, humor, imperfection, meets, Minecraft, rebels, Side, Space, Star Wars, Strengths, target audience, weaknesses

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

ChunkyCraft

bbw, Big Beautiful Women, body acceptance, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, empowerment, Fatty, full figured, inclusive beauty, plus size, self love, sexy curves, Thick, Thread, Titty Tuesday, voluptuous, voluptuous women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

action, Adventure, Anime, badass, blocks, collide, Demon, FANTASY, half-demon, HalfDemons, ideas, inuyasha, Kagome, Manga, Minecraftyasha, Publisher, Rumiko, sesshomaru, Shikon Jewel, striking range, Supernatural, sword, tone it down, Unconscious

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	3866	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

Adventure, Fun, Potato, POTATOLAND, Pure, smp, spudtacular, toppings, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Votes:	2154	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Potatoland SMP Overview
Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Features	Shopping district Factions Discord server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

Is the server currently under development?

Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

Minecraft Mayhem

MAYHEM, Minecraft, new, new sberto, sberto

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	4160	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	128
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	112687
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	1442
Buildings Constructed:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Jewels

BELIEF, blocky, celebration, Community, culture, FAITH, faith-based, heritage, History, Identity, Jewels, Jewish, Jews, jews rock, Music, pride, Religion, Rock, Rock Music, solidarity, SPIRITUAL, tradition, Unity

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Crops Grown:	8521	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!