hannibal is hungry – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

avenues, BRAINDEAD.., career paths, Frustration, hobby, INTERESTING, learning, majors, Minecraft, personal growth, pissed, programming, Projects, pseud, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Smart, Software Development, sound mind, Tech, tech industry, tech majors, time wasted

Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!

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Minecraft SMP: Subtle Kino Enhancers

#bonding activities, Body language, connection building, date ideas, emotional connections, Enhancers, intimacy boosters, Kino, love language, meaningful moments, Minecraft, movie night, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, physical intimacy, Relationship Building, relationship tips, romantic gestures, romantic movies, small gestures, smp, Subtle, Subtle Kino Enhancers, subtle signals, subtle touches

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Reasons to join: – Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? – Our server has a hidden underground disco club where players can dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs for rare loot. – We have a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to use redstone and are constantly pranking unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or join in on the fun? – Our server has a cursed treasure chest that randomly spawns in different locations, but beware, opening it could unleash a horde of angry villagers or grant you unimaginable riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

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HamsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Latin America Colombia Economy system Survival Custom mobs Unique items Multiplayer PVP Minigames Creative Skyblock Faction Roleplay Adventure Quests Plugins Modded Whitelisted Community Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Latin American server hosted in Colombia, with an economy system, survival, custom mobs, unique items and more!

jamones.app

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Zeppelin Crew Minecraft Server

airship, Aviation, care, cover up, CREW, crime, criminal, danger, dead bodies, dispose, hidden agenda., investigation, Killer, Minecraft, murderer, Mystery, negligence, Onboard, Server, Suspense, suspicious, Thriller, Zeppelin, zeppelin crew

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with mystery, intrigue, and a touch of danger. Who knows what secrets lie within the zeppelin floating high above our server? Will you uncover the truth or become the next victim of the mysterious murderer? Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

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Anime Watcher Minecraft SMP

Anime, Childhood, creepy, Curiosity, dreams, fascination, Haunted, Haunting, Horror, image, Impact, influence, memorable, Minecraft, picrel, Scary, single image, smp, teenager, Terrifying, watch, watcher

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it haunted my dreams as a teenager! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you, wielding diamond swords and screaming “Bawk bawk, mothercluckers!” Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with jetpacks? It was chaos, but oh so hilarious. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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MineByte

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Cracked, dynamic, Economy, Empire, Explore, Faction, fair, Friends, Lands, opportunity, player-driven, PvP, Rewards, smp, Survival, TEAM, Trading

Join MineByte, the ultimate cracked SMP experience with a dynamic economy! Fight, trade, and thrive in a welcoming community where every player can make their mark. Whether you’re looking to create your own empire, team up with friends, or explore vast lands, MineByte offers a fun and fair survival experience for everyone. With unique rewards, player-driven trading, and daily challenges, there’s always something new to discover. Come be a part of MineByte—where adventure and opportunity await!

play.minebyte.fun

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Press Secretary’s Minecraft Server

can’t wait, Communication, current events, fake news, Government, Incoming, incoming press secretary, Journalism, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, peddle your shit, Politics, Press, press briefing, press secretary, Propaganda, public relations, Secretarys, Server, Trump administration, WH press secretary, White House

Are you tired of all the fake news and misinformation out there? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate truth-telling paradise! Our incoming White House press secretary is ready to debunk all the lies and set the record straight. So, if you’re ready to laugh in the face of fake news and join a community of truth-seekers, then this is the server for you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are hell-bent on exposing the lies of the mainstream media. So, come join us and help fight the good fight against fake news!

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What Would You Do To My GF Minecraft SMP

Boyfriend, Commitment, Communication, couples, DATING, Girlfriend, girlfriend advice, girlfriend help, girlfriend problems, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship help, relationship problems, romance, smp, Support, Trust, what would you do, wwyd

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to enter is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…socks?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. And who knows, you might even find yourself asking “wwyd to my gf” in the midst of all the insanity!

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The devil

beelzebub, Darkness, Demon, demonic entity, demonic forces, demonic possession, DEMONOLOGY, devil worship, devilish, Diabolical, Evil, exorcism, Hell, hellfire, Inferno, lucifer, Possession, Satan, Satanic, temptation

The devil

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BettaMine .. Minecraft server

BettaMine, Community, Creative, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Server, Survival

The owner of the server “BettaMine..” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

46.174.54.112

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