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PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Items Found:	6065
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Emeralds Found:	2399
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	13

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Votes:	895
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	1342

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	156	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	142
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!