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BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1704
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	242

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Farms Harvested:	955
Zombie Dances:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	109	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	7478	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	9842
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Votes:	3061
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

Await, bedrock, big, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Enchants, Events, Expansion, Fish, Gear, java, Minecraft, PvP, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, tumble, twitter, update, Whitelist, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2706	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	894
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!