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DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by choosing your ultimate death! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by getting struck by lightning? Or perhaps you prefer a more dramatic exit by being chased off a cliff by a pack of angry wolves? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us for the chance to experience death in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. From being exploded by a herd of kamikaze creepers to being squashed by a giant falling anvil, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait for the inevitable in the boring real world when you can join us and have a blast (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Choose your fate and let the fun begin!

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, important lessons, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learnings, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, life teachings, life understanding, life values, life wisdom, personal development, self growth, wisdom gained

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a dirt house? Well, come join our server where life lessons are taught in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

Ever wanted to learn how to tame a wild llama using only a rubber chicken and a pair of swim fins? Well, you can do that here! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process while cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.

And who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can learn how to build a working roller coaster out of nothing but melons and slime blocks? Our creative building challenges will push your Minecraft skills to the limit while keeping you entertained with our wacky sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter! Life lessons have never been this fun or ridiculous.

CreepyPlantShuffleMC

Botanical, botanical movement, creepy, CreepyPlantShuffleMC, foliage, greenery, growth, movement, Mysterious, Nature, Observation, plant behavior, plant growth, plant movements, plant mysteries, plant observation, Plants, Slow, Subtle, UNNOTICED, unnoticed movement

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Yo, have you ever wondered what plants are up to when we ain’t looking? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can find out! Our plants be moving around like they at a disco party, but in slo-mo so you don’t even notice. Join us and witness the plant dance revolution!

But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.

And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.

So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PolyGlassCraft: DNA Storage Flip

Bioinformatics, Biomaterials, Biomolecular Engineering, biotechnology, chemistry, Deconstructable, Dna, Flip, genetic engineering, Genetic Storage, Glassy, materials science, Molecular biology, nanotechnology, Nucleic Acid, PolyGlassCraft, Polymer Chemistry, Polymer Networks, reversible, RNA, Storage, Synthetic Biology

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hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us at [server name] where we have REVERSIBLE NUCLEIC ACID STORAGE IN DECONSTRUCTABLE GLASSY POLYMER NETWORKS!

u might be thinking, what the heck does that even mean? well let me tell u, it means we have the craziest, most mind-blowing technology in all of minecraft! imagine storing your stuff in nucleic acids that can be reversed at any time, all while chillin in a glassy polymer network. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have insane technology, but we also have the most epic adventures and quests u could ever imagine. fight dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and uncover ancient secrets that will blow your mind!

so what are u waiting for? come join us at [server name] for the wildest, most outrageous minecraft experience of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

SunMC

currencies, Custom Items, f2p, friendly community, Minecraft, PvP, smp, Special Events, SunMC, Survival

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SunMC is one of the most intresting survival/smp/pvp servers there is!It features many things many servers dont have such as a completely F2P Community, Tons And Tons Of custom Items, Friendly Community And Many currencies And special events.

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✨Cobbleton Forever✨ Surviving Graylisted Boomer Town

Backpacks, boomer, Cobbleton, Enchantments, Entities, fortnite, Graylisted, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Modpack, Paper servers, pinging, portal scroll, PvP, quality of life, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Surviving, TOWN, Vanilla, voice chat

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Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. A cozy server run by friendly and experienced staff with unique features and quality of life changes.

Links
🌐 play.cobbleton.com
🌐 https://cobbleton.com
🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com
📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com
💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server’s map size?	The map is currently 1400×1400 as they wait for 1.21 to be released for Paper servers.
How can I apply for a Player rank?	You can apply for a Player rank at https://cobbleton.com/apply.
What are some standout features of the server?	Some standout features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, extra enchantments, client-side mods for voice chat and pinging, and a no P2W mindset.
What are the general rules of the server?	General rules include being respectful, no offensive memes or NSFW content.
What are the Minecraft rules on the server?	Minecraft rules include no stealing or griefing, no non-consensual PVP, keeping the world tidy, no cheating or hacked clients, reasonable mob farms, and not overcrowding entities.

Nostalgic Nineties Minecraft Server

90s, blackpill, depression, generational impact, internet, Life, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Musk, nineties, nostalgic, psyop, Roped, self improvement, self worth, Server, social media, societal norms, society, SUICIDE, Technology, Wasted, Zuck

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blackpill nonsense is banned faster than you can say “Steve’s pickaxe!” Imagine if Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg had stumbled upon this server in the 90s – they would have been so busy building epic structures and battling creepers that they wouldn’t have had time to invent anything! Don’t waste your life on a psyop, join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you’ll be roping is your friends into joining the fun!

CraftyCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyCraft, discuss, drawing skills, Empathy, Face of God, Liar, Life, Light, Lost, Minecraft, Nature, necessary, secret, Server, The Ultimate Game, Wayfinder

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a quest to find the face of God…or maybe he prefers to be called Steve, who knows? Our wayfinders are on a mission to uncover the ultimate truth, armed only with their questionable drawing skills and lost empathy. But hey, sometimes you gotta get a little lost to find the light, am I right?

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of the universe while also debating the ethics of lying (only when necessary, of course)? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where getting lost is all part of the fun?

Come join us and see if you can catch a glimpse of the true face of God…or at least have a good laugh along the way. Just remember, don’t take yourself too seriously – after all, it’s just a game…or is it? 😉

MorningCraft Server

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, coffee, early riser, healthy morning routine, make bed, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning person, morning ritual, morning routine, morning routine ideas, MorningCraft, productive morning, Server, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face, yawn

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds in your dreams? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself asked for directions to get here. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other!

CraftyDutchLands

Amsterdam, CraftyDutchLands, culture, Dutch architecture, dutch cuisine, Dutch history, Dutch language, Dutch people, Dutch society, Dutch traditions, European countries, Expats, Multiculturalism, Netherlands, Non-Dutch, opinion, reddit, Rotterdam, The Hague, tourism, travel

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Are you tired of living in a world without windmills and tulips? Do you dream of wearing wooden clogs and riding bikes everywhere? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the Netherlands like never before – build your own cheese factory, participate in epic tulip battles, and even ride a flying bike over the canals! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to immerse yourself in all things Dutch. Join now and get a free virtual stroopwafel with every login!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	848988
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Enchantments Applied:	132
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9665
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6770

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Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Enchantments Applied:	166
Emeralds Found:	5761	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4180	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1