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ExPicsOrKickBan

blended families, Boundaries, child development, children’s feelings, co parenting, Communication, custody arrangements, emotional impact, emotional well being, exclusion, ExPicsOrKickBan, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, parental concerns, parental decisions, sibling relationships, step-parenting, visitation rights

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	28	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	8936	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Animals Bred:	72
Magic Items Found:	2699	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the drama of a lifetime as you navigate through relationships, breakups, and family feuds all while building your dream blocky empire.

Imagine a world where your ex’s mom keeps redecorating your virtual house with pictures of only one of your kids, leaving the other feeling left out and unimportant. Will you stand up for your son’s feelings and demand equal representation in your Minecraft home? Or will you let the drama unfold as your ex’s mom insists on displaying her precious canvas pictures?

Join us and create your own outrageous stories as you fight for family unity in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of juicy drama and emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Name: TerribleNamesBeGone Minecraft SMP

bad names, better name, brand awareness, brand identity, brand image, brand perception, brand recognition, creative names, Improvement, marketing strategy, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, product branding, Product Design, product development, product names, rebranding, Renaming, smp, Suggestions, TerribleNamesBeGone, terribly named

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally whack Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, sooo bad at naming stuff, like seriously, who comes up with these names? But like, don’t worry, I got you covered with some way better names for it.

So like, this server is like a hot mess of craziness, but in a good way, you know? Like, one time, I saw a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic, bro. And then, out of nowhere, a giant pink unicorn appeared and started shooting rainbows at everyone. Like, what even is this server, man?

But like, if you wanna join in on the madness, you totally should. I mean, where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, and have dance parties with creepers? It’s like a dream come true, but like, a really weird dream that you never wanna wake up from.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s as crazy as a bag of cats on a trampoline, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Like, literally anything. So come join us and let’s get weird together, my dudes.

ColorfulCraft

color, color choice, color choices, color favorites, color options, color preference, color preferences, color selection, color selections, color tag, colorfulcraft, Favorite, favorite color, favorite color question, long tail tag, personal color preference, tags, what is your favorite color

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	289	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join our Minecraft server because we have a rainbow sheep farm where you can dye them any color you want! Want a pink sheep? We got you covered. How about a neon green sheep? No problem! Our sheep are the most fashionable in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Just make sure to bring your diamond armor in case things get wild.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the rainbow. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Invasion, Military, Military Action, peace talks, Politics, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strikes, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ UKRAINE BE LAUNCHING MAJOR STRIKES ON RUSSIAN CITIES AND WE NEED UR HELP TO FIGHT DA BADDIES! BUILD BOMB SHELTERS, CRAFT MISSILES, AND DEFEND OUR PIXELATED LAND! PLUS, WE GOT CUTE LLAMA RIDES AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #WARZONEFUN #LLAMALOVE #RAINBOWFARTS

ConservativeCraft: Redstone Republic

2012-2024, Analyzing data, conservative political metrics, ConservativeCraft, data analysis, food insecurity, health disparities, health outcomes, healthcare disparities, infant mortality, policy implications, political influence, premature deaths, public health, public policy, Redstone, Republic, research findings, researchers, social determinants, societal impact, statistical analysis, US states

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1336	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. It’s like, totally lit, bro.

Join this server if you want to experience the most insane adventures ever. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground bunker filled with treasure.

Plus, our community is super chill and supportive. We’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. And if you ever need help, just shout “potato” in the chat and someone will come to your rescue.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond sword of destiny hidden in the depths of the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

Embersmp

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Events, Faction, Friendly, Gaming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5003	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Are you ready for a fun, unique, and peaceful SMP server to join? Then check out Embersmp! It has all new structures, biomes, and mobs, plus McMMO-style skills, realistic mechanics, and much more! This epic Survival server even supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, and it’s in offline mode (aka cracked), too! What could be better? Join now and come have a world of fun with friends and everyone already playing on Embersmp!

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Melio

Builder, Community, Coreprotect, Custom World Generation, Drama-free, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Mature, Melio, Paper, rule enforcement, safe space, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, trust-based system, Vanillatweaks, Whitelist, whitelist system

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Melio Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Melio
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	No land claiming, whitelist system, trust-based play, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect
Location	Western US
Community	Mature, drama-free, inclusive

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed on the same day.

What plugins does the server use?

The server uses TerraformGenerator for custom world generation, VanillaTweaks for minor recipe changes, CoreProtect for logging actions, and Simple Voice Chat for optional in-game proximity voice chat.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

While the rules list is short, the server enforces them very strictly. One major rule is “NO THEFT”.

Can I use mods or hacks on the server?

No, the server is strictly vanilla with no mods or hacks allowed. Players must adhere to the server’s rules and play in a fair manner.

Eclipse Valley 1.21

anti-black, anti-minority, anti-Semitic, anti-semitism, Bigotry, discrimination, eclipse, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, hate speech laws, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, prejudice, racial inequality, racism, Social Issues, Valley, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where you can unleash your inner chaos!

Build giant monuments dedicated to your favorite conspiracy theories and battle against other players in epic PvP matches!

Explore our vast map filled with hidden secrets and traps that will keep you on your toes!

Don’t be a sheep like the rest of the players, join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to question reality!

Plus, we have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the truth behind the lizard people. You won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on, join us and let’s dive deep into the rabbit hole together. Just don’t forget your tinfoil hat!

BoomerBounceCraft

40ish old ladies, aita, back of church, bench, BoomerBounceCraft, Church, condescending, Dissapointment, floor seating, LAUGHING, Mass, not giving seat, old lady, passive aggressive, reserved seating, respect elders, Rude, Students, sunday school, taken seat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4366

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive old ladies in real life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only elders you have to respect are the ones who can build the best pixel art!

Our server is filled with hundreds of virtual chairs for you to sit on, so you’ll never have to worry about rude old ladies trying to steal your seat again. Plus, we have special benches reserved just for students, so you can relax in peace without any unwanted drama.

Join now and build your own virtual church where you can sit wherever you want without fear of judgment from entitled elders. Who knew escaping real life could be so much fun?

TimeWaster SMP

bad habits, distractions, inefficiency, multitasking, Prioritization, procrastination, productivity, smp, Time management, time management apps, time management goals, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time management training, time thieves, time tracking, time wasters, timewaster, work habits

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time.

So, picture this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by chickens riding pigs. Yeah, you heard me right. And then you look up and see a giant statue of a potato with lasers shooting out of its eyes. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. The admins on this server are like mythical creatures or something. One time, I saw one of them turn into a dragon and fly around the map, setting everything on fire. It was both terrifying and amazing at the same time.

And the community on this server is just bananas. We have dance parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where time is wasted in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible, then you need to hop on this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.