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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9178 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!