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OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	184920	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Billionaire or Bust

billion dollars, billionaire, Bust, chance, Decision making, Dilemma, financial freedom, Financial Security, Future, GUARANTEED, Investment, Lottery, LUCK, million dollars, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, Risk, success, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	670
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5937
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

CraftyPrideLand

activism, anti-LGBTQ+, Awareness, CraftyPrideLand, discrimination, equality, Georgian, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, law, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Murdered, Parliament, protest, social justice, Tragedy, trans model, Transgender, violence

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

Brain, brain health, brain-gut communication, cognitive function, Craft, cutting-edge approach, Fun, Gut, gut health, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, gut-brain research, Land, mental health, microbial balance, Microbiome, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurological health, neurological treatment, neurology, prebiotics, probiotics, synbiotic application, synbiotic supplements, synbiotic therapy

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Dingo Den Junior High School

Adventure, Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, customizations, Economy, education, Events, Fairness, friendship, Fun, gameplay, multiplayer, Plugins, redstone engineer, School, Staff opportunities, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

66.11.114.195:5035

Gotrix Network

1.20, Adventure, cracked server, Dive, Economy, Experience, fair play environment, Fun, Gamemodes, Gotrix Network, Join, KitPvP, Minecraft, no-cheating policy, purchase required, Server, Skyblock, SkyGens, Strict, Survival, Ultimate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

92.222.153.86:52333