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HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	183	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

CraftyChopsticks

27 years, China, Chinese stocks, CraftyChopsticks, economic slowdown, Economy, financial news, global economy, growth concerns, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market fluctuations, market performance, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, stock market news, Trading, worst fall

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	4412
Farms Harvested:	270	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

alzheimer’s, Awesome, brain health, Caregiver, cognitive decline, Community, dementia, Disease, elderly care, family, forgetfulness, Friendly, Friends, Long Term Care, Meeting, Memory Loss, mental health, neurodegenerative disease, new people, Server, Social Interaction, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

antibiotic, antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial agents, Brush, dental hygiene, healthcare innovation, Healthcare Technology, infectious diseases, lifesaving antibiotic, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Microbiome, next generation antibiotics, oral health, Preventive medicine., public health, Quest, toothbrush, viral discovery, viral infections, viral therapy, viral treatments, Virus

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

adult games, arousal, BeatOff, blocky, digital stimulation, explicit content, fantasy games, flash games, Gaming, guilty pleasure, immersive experiences, interactive games, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty games, Online Games, personal satisfaction, private enjoyment, screen time, Server, sexual content, solo play, taboo activities, virtual reality

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	339393	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

books, character profiles, chat client, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List community, fetishes, flg, Fluffy, Gang, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, movies, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site drama, smp, third party chat client, Tierlists, trilogy, video games, webchat

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Villages Defended:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, children, clubbing, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, devil costume, Friend, friendship, halloween costume, Halloween plans, inappropriate outfit, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, Server, slut shaming, spookycraft, Trick or treating, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

DisaBRObilityCraft

#bedridden, autism, Benefits, comparison, depression, disability, DisaBRObilityCraft, Driving, exhaustion, Expectations, fainting, Family Therapy, fear, GRIEVING, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, neurotypical, ptsd, support needs, Surprises

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

CraftyLoveQuest

childhood crush, CraftyLoveQuest, destiny, fate, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, innocent, long term relationship, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationships, romance, serendipity, Significant Other, soulmate, SWEET, teenage romance, young love

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Do you want to meet your first love in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to find your pixelated soulmate in a world filled with diamonds, creepers, and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle for love? So come join us and let’s make some pixelated magic happen!