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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6912 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!
we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.
so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉
