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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2820 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness