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Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Items Found:	3904	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

Crafty Shenanigans: Yesterday I was just mining, now I’m in a pixelated world of chaos!

Apology, black guy, bus stop, Chaos, Crafty, Crypto, discrimination, Diversity, dream, Fields, forgiveness, Good deed, handjob, hard days work, Italian, Karma, minding my business, Mining, pixelated, racism, reconciliation, Respect, Shenanigans, Understanding, Unity, world, Yesterday

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	267	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where dreams come true? Look no further! Our server is so magical, it can make even the most bizarre dreams a reality. Join us and who knows, maybe that random guy who insulted you will come back and apologize with crypto and a free handjob! It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen. So come on and join us for a chance to experience the unexpected in the best way possible!

ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magic Items Found:	5857
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Towns Built:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3044
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Alien Abductions:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimension Hops:	3

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt