Handheld MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyMario’s Block Party

BLOCK, Entertainment, Mario, Gaming Community, Zelda

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, look no further because 17481 Nintendo is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who stumbled upon 17481 Nintendo. Little did they know, this server was not like any other. As soon as they logged in, they were greeted by a talking sheep who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But beware, for the pickaxe was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were armed with enchanted swords!

But that’s not all, folks! On 17481 Nintendo, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of zombie villagers, and even participate in epic build battles where the winner gets a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: golden apple may or may not be real).

So what are you waiting for? Join 17481 Nintendo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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Pixelated Smackdown: Retroid 4 Pro vs Odin 2

gaming device, Technology, emulation, Retroid 4 Pro, Odin 2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be able to emulate up to Ps2 games while building your very own virtual world. Why settle for just building houses and farms when you can also relive your favorite childhood games in Minecraft?

Not sure which emulator to choose? Well, let us tell you a little secret – our server has a magical potion that enhances the performance of any emulator you choose. So whether you go with Odin 2 or Retroid 4, you’ll have the best gaming experience of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft players who have mastered the art of building pixel art using only their toes. Join us and become a part of this exclusive club – who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure they’ve been guarding for centuries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

pokemon, madness, 17373, gaming industry, console

Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

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PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Community, PlayStation, Gaming Enthusiasts, Technology, Entertainment

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

sega, crossover, feel, RPG, Nintendo

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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Italian Date Night Minecraft Server

amore per sempre, amore sincero., dolce vita, love, romance

POV: You’re out on a date with an Italian cutie, but suddenly they start speaking in Minecraft enchantment table language. Confused and intrigued, you follow them to a secret underground bunker where they reveal they are actually the owner of the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Join this server for a chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, battle creepers with pizza slices, and ride pigs dressed as gondoliers through a virtual Venice. Plus, every player gets a free virtual pizza delivery every time they level up. It’s amore, Minecraft style!

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Why do people hate it when vtubers play Minecraft SMP?

Gaming, #youtube, people, league of legends, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?

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MythBustSex – Minecraft SMP

sex facts, smp, common myths, Myths, sex culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to uncover the ancient myths of sex in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you find the elusive Diamond Bed, your in-game avatar will become a magnet for all the virtual hotties in the server. But beware, for there are rumors of a cursed Enchantment Table that will make your character’s love life more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you participate in epic battles for the title of Sexiest Player Alive, or embark on quests to find the mythical Potion of Passion? And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Bedrock After Dark” events where players can let loose and party like it’s 1.16!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

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ShortStackTallCraft

short guy, misconceptions, Preferences, sex, Challenges

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of hilarious antics and crazy adventures!

Join our server and experience the epic battle between short guys and tall girls in the virtual world. Will the short guys be able to reach the tall girls’ hearts (and other body parts)? Or will the tall girls tower over them in more ways than one?

Pros of joining our server: – Witness the hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that happen when short guys and tall girls try to get it on in Minecraft. – Enjoy the chaos and drama that unfolds as these mismatched couples navigate the ups and downs of virtual relationships. – Laugh your way through awkward moments and unexpected surprises as you explore the wacky world of short guy-tall girl dynamics.

Cons of joining our server: – Your sides may ache from laughing so hard at the ridiculous scenarios that play out between short guys and tall girls. – You may become addicted to the non-stop entertainment and find yourself spending hours on end immersed in the madness of our server. – You might just end up falling in love with the quirky characters and crazy situations that make our server so unique.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep an open mind (and a sense of humor) as you dive into the world of short guys and tall girls in Minecraft.

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RedstoneConspiracyCraft

Conspiracy, alleged, digital deception, Russian plot, propaganda tactics

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, playing some Minecraft, building some epic structures, when BAM! you get hit with a Russian plot! like, what even is that?! apparently, these right-wing US influencers got caught up in some crazy scheme on this server, and now they’re all like, “join this server to uncover the truth!” like, what truth?! who even knows, man. but hey, if you’re into drama and intrigue, this server might just be the place for you. plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds or something. so, like, why not join and see what all the fuss is about? it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

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