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ZeroHit Minecraft Server

appreciation, boss fight, challenge, dark souls, death, Die, difficult games, From Software, game design, game development, game difficulty, Gaming, Gaming Community, get hit, Minecraft, Miyazaki, player experience, Server, thank you, video game, zero hit challenge, zero times, ZeroHit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of getting hit zero times and still dying in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Miyazaki himself has blessed us with his divine protection! Join us and experience the joy of never dying, no matter how many times you get hit (or don’t get hit, for that matter)! It’s like having a cheat code activated 24/7, except it’s totally legit and Miyazaki-approved. So come on over and never fear death again!

NoBoyfriendZone

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, loyalty, NoBoyfriendZone, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Support, tough conversations, toxic relationships, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	5043	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with friendship, betrayal, and epic battles!

Picture this: you and your BFF mining for diamonds together, laughing and having a great time. But uh-oh, here comes BFF’s boyfriend James, causing drama and ruining the fun! Will you choose to support your BFF or take down James in an epic PvP showdown? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Kayla and James, as they battle it out for control of the server. Will Kayla finally break free from James’ grip and reclaim her independence? Or will James reign supreme and turn Kayla into a stay-at-home Minecraft mom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and maybe even some diamond loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

MineCraftyMistakes – Minecraft Server

Adversity, challenge, Experience, growth, hard way, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from mistakes, lesson learned, life lesson, Minecraft, MineCraftyMistakes, mistake, perseverance, personal development, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, Server, tough love, trial and error, valuable lesson, wisdom

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	169
Void Armor Forged:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	352116

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a Pegasus? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But on our server, not only can you ride flying pigs, but you can also ride llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?) So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

CreepCraft: Unexplainable Encounters

BIZARRE, chilling, CreepCraft, creepy, creepy stories, eerie, eerie occurrences, ENCOUNTERS, Ghostly, Haunted, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, Paranormal, spooky, spooky happenings, strange, strange encounters, Supernatural, Unexplainable, unexplained, unexplained phenomena, unsettling

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly heard eerie whispers coming from the depths of the cave? Or maybe you were building a cozy little house and a mysterious figure appeared out of nowhere, staring at you with glowing eyes? Well, if you’re looking for more spine-tingling moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like no other, filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and even a haunted forest where the trees whisper secrets to those who dare to venture inside. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like zombie pigman racing, creeper fireworks shows, and even a pet skeleton competition!

So if you’re ready to experience the creepiest and craziest moments in Minecraft, then join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious whispers and glowing eyes. Just be sure to bring a friend or two, because you never know what kind of spooky shenanigans might be waiting for you around the corner!

AutoJailCraft

Artificial Intelligence, AutoJailCraft, automated vehicles, autonomous transportation, autonomous vehicles, criminal justice reform, criminal justice system, driverless cars, future of transportation, future technology, law enforcement, law enforcement technology, legal implications, potential dangers, prison transport, self driving car risks, self driving car safety., self driving cars, transportation technology, warrant enforcement, warrant for arrest

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	719449
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got self-driving pigs that will take u on a wild ride straight to prison if u got a warrant out for ur arrest! imagine cruising through the block in a pig-driven car, getting chased by the cops while trying to mine diamonds and build ur dream house. it’s like a real-life gta but in minecraft, fam. u never know when the pigs will turn on u and send u straight to the slammer, so u gotta stay on ur toes and watch ur back. join now for the thrill of a lifetime, and remember – pigs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be ur worst enemy on this server!

PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

breakthrough discovery, common forms, cure, disease spread, Dna, DNA discovery, DNA methylation, genetics, health, key genes, medical breakthrough, Methylation, molecules, oncology, Pancreatic cancer, PancreaticCraft, Precision medicine, research, researchers, scientists, survival rates, Treatment, WORST

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4753	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Konohaven: Where adulting is just a fancy way of saying we play with virtual blocks and call it a community.

adulting, blocks, Call, Challenges, Community, community-based server, custom models, diamond-based economy, Discord, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fancy, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, Konohaven, Live Map, Phantoms Disabled, Play, resource pack, rules, Shops, simple voice chat, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla, Virginia, virtual

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	725	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Gameplay	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Special Features	Live Map, Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join our Discord server and start the whitelist application process. Make sure to read the rules and requirements carefully before applying.

Is the resource pack mandatory to play on the server?

No, the resource pack is not required to download. It only contains custom items and hat models that can enhance your gameplay experience.

Are there any specific rules regarding shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. However, players are encouraged to keep the environment friendly. Staff will intervene if any price war becomes toxic.

Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, CraftyCrafter, cultural stereotypes, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish religion, Jewish stereotypes, Minecraft, minority discrimination, prejudice, racism, religious discrimination., religious intolerance, Server, social injustice, With Jews, Xenophobia, You Lose…

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, Chudglasses, Confidence, contact lenses, eyewear, face shape, fashion, fashion choices, Frames, intervention, intervention needed, lasik, Minecraft, parenting, Political, RPK, self esteem, self improvement, Server, Style, trend, Wardrobe, Young men

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

Apology, collectible, condition, dad, down syndrome, Facebook Marketplace, Fiance, garage sale, great condition, internet, item for sale, Listing, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, mom, moms, money issue, regret, SELLING, Server, Upset, WORTH..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9053
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!