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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Analysis, Assessment, blockbusters, controversial, critique, discussion, Evaluation, former, Game, inappropriate, jerks off, judgment, mid art, Minecraft, offensive, opinion, perspective, reaction, response, retarded, review, Server, Viewpoint

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks and watch it rain down chaos on your enemies. And don’t forget to ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies in search of hidden treasure!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SMP SlaveryDebateCraft

corporate accountability., corporate initiatives, corporate responsibility, cultural impact, DEI, Diversity, equity, ethical considerations, historical context, inclusion, Jack Daniels, long tail tags, marginalized communities, Racial equality, racial justice, racial reconciliation, representation, Slavery, SlaveryDebateCraft, smp, social justice, spirit industry, systemic racism

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.

Legend has it that a group of elite Minecraft players were stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a bottle of Jack Daniels. As they sipped on the delicious spirit, they realized that they had stumbled upon the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft experience. And thus, our server was born!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, plenty of Jack Daniels to keep the party going. Build your dream base, battle epic bosses, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft cocktail.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Jack Daniels-fueled fun begin! Just remember, everything is better with a little bit of whiskey. Cheers!

MugCraft Server – No Lies, Just Mugs!

Assertiveness, Boundaries, brother, Communication, emotional manipulation, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Golden Child, Guilt, Honesty, Individuality, Lies, Manipulation, MugCraft, Mugs, relationships, self worth, Self-expression, Server, sibling, validation, youngest child

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	7854	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to send passive-aggressive mugs to your siblings without actually wanting to, just like in this story.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good mix of cheesy and tacky, just like that dollar store mug. And if you’re not the favorite child in your family, don’t worry – you’ll be the favorite player on our server!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being misunderstood and labeled as mean and ungrateful, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to never go with the flow – because where’s the fun in that?

WidowCraft – No GF Demands

belongings, compromise, Conflict, Connection, Demands, Girlfriend, History, Honoring, late wife, Memory, moving forward, relationship, sentimental value, Storage, Tension, WidowCraft, widower

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen! Join now to witness the battle between a 40-year-old widower, his 10-year-old daughter, and his new girlfriend Sarah over who gets to keep the late wife’s belongings in the house. Will the daughter maintain a connection to her mother through these items? Will Sarah ever feel comfortable in a home filled with reminders of the past? Find out on our server, where drama is always brewing and relationships are put to the test! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous requests!

PixelPatriots Minecraft Server

200M, arms trade, Breach, China, defense tech, embargo, export control, Exporting, Fine, fined, illegal, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, penalty, PixelPatriots, Prohibited, RTX, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	748674	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it got the attention of the government? well, dis server is so lit that RTX got fined $200M for exporting defense tech to China, Russia, and Iran just to get a sneak peek at our sick builds and pvp skills. like, they couldn’t handle the awesomeness and had to try to steal our secrets. join now before the feds come knocking on our virtual doors, cuz dis server is da bomb (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism, just epic minecraft fun). come build, fight, and laugh with us on the server that’s so cool, even the big guys wanna get in on the action.

GazaGriefGoneWild

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., emergency response, foreign intervention, Gaza convoy, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefGoneWild, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian mission, idf, international aid, international relations, Middle East conflict, military strike, non-governmental organization, Palestinian territories, peacekeeping efforts, security breach, unvetted people, US aid group

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	920
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so, like, u kno this server? it’s like, so totally epic cuz we got this crazy story to tell u. so, like, there was this aid group, right? and they were all like, “yo, let’s go to Gaza and help out.” but get this, they got taken over by these totally unvetted people! like, who even does that? anyway, then the IDF comes in and just strikes them down. it was like, boom, kaboom, you’re outta here! but like, don’t worry, our server is way more chill than that. come join us and have a blast, for realz. we promise no unvetted people will take over our server, pinky swear!

UnderwearCraft: Where half the fun is picking the right shade of vanilla! 25 and over only. RIP, Hermitcraft.

adult players, Builds, Communication, Community, data packs, Discord link, Enderman Griefing, English language, Fun, hermitcraft, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Heads, Picking, Player Shops, pranks, PvP, RIP, rules, Season, shade, smp, Survival, UnderwearCraft, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1685	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

UnderscoreCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	25+
Seasons	6th Season
Maps	6-12 months duration
Language	English
Rules	Respectful gameplay, no stealing or griefing
Data Packs	Various enhancements and features
Other Info	Unique player shops, community projects, TNT duping allowed
Server Info	30 player slots, Java Edition 1.21, Difficulty: Hard

For Discord Link, please message the server admin.

UnderscoreCraft Server FAQ

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join by messaging the admin for a Discord link and getting whitelisted.

Q: What are the rules of the server? A: The rules include being respectful, no stealing or griefing, and using common sense.

Q: Are pranks and PVP allowed on the server? A: Yes, pranks, jokes, and PVP are allowed as long as they are mutual.

Q: What are some of the data packs used on the server? A: Some data packs include Anti-Enderman Griefing, More Mob Heads, and Single Player Sleep.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server? A: Yes, there is a shopping district for unique player shops.

Q: How long do maps typically last on the server? A: Maps generally last 6-12 months depending on updates and community opinion.

Q: Can I use TNT duping on the server? A: Yes, TNT duping is allowed but should be used responsibly.

IndiCraft Server: Land of the Superpowers

Achievements, Chess, Diplomacy, facilitating peace, Geopolitics, Global influence, India, Indicraft, innovation, international relations, Land, leadership, modi, moon landing, Peacebuilding, progress, Server, space exploration, strategic partnerships, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology, World champion, Zelensky

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Emeralds Found:	9244
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

🌕🚀 Ready to join a Minecraft server that is out of this world? Our server is so advanced, we helped facilitate peace between countries like India and Ukraine while landing on the moon at the same time! 🕊️🏆 Plus, rumor has it that our top player is on track to become the world champion at chess – all thanks to the skills they’ve honed on our server! 🤯 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic journey – join us now and see what other unbelievable feats we can accomplish together! 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness #CraziestServerEver

Minecraft SMP: The Elder Blocks General

Adult General, blocks, Character Sheet, character sheet workdocs, Cira, combat mod list, Elder, elder scrolls, FAQs, gear list, general, imperial library, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, OSex, patch notes, RUASLEEP, SKSE AE Update tracker, Skyrim, smp, UESP, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ores Mined:	7104	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a mudcrab in a bonnet? Look no further, because our server is more wild than a dragon on skooma! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and more drama than a Thalmor party.

We’ve got mods that will make your head spin faster than a Whiterun guard chasing a thief. Want to turn your character into a waifu? We’ve got you covered. Need some lore to impress your friends? We’ve got more lore than you can shake a Wabbajack at.

And don’t even get us started on our treasure trove of patches and archives. It’s like finding a sweetroll in a bandit’s pocket. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Dragonborn of the server. Just watch out for creepers shouting “Fus Ro Dah” at you!

GF Money Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Boundaries, Communication, decision, emotions, finances, gambling, Gaming, genshin impact, Gifts, Girlfriend, Guilt, long distance, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, relationship, Request, SAVING, Server, SPENDING, trip, woes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	4871
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise there are no romance scams involved, just pure blocky fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and surprises.

Are you tired of long distance relationships causing drama? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual love story with your Minecraft girlfriend! No more asking for money to spend on Genshin Impact, just pure pixelated love and friendship.

Save up for that trip to see your virtual girlfriend in person within the next year or two! Who needs real-life money when you can spend it on virtual adventures in our server? Plus, no need to worry about getting ghosted for the rest of the day – our virtual girlfriends will always be there for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life relationship drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to pixelated happiness with us!