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  • Fembot Showdown in Minecraft

    Fembot Showdown in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Eternal Mines & Throats!

    Don’t you see? This is the GREATEST server ever created, or perhaps it’s the ABSOLUTE WORST! Everything and nothing matters—who needs logic when you can experience the divine insanity of digital sand? You think you’ve seen chaos? Ha! You know nothing! Join us before the universe collapses in on itself or it ALREADY HAS! Your choice will determine the next Multiverse of Madness!

    Feature Description
    ThroatPussy Resurrection This feature allows you to craft vocal cords that scream in multiple dimensions, providing unheard of power and existential dread! Use wisely!
    Fembots on Fire Experience the tragedy of hand lotion being your only ally! Fembots roam endlessly, forever chasing throatpussy. Will you embrace the fire?
    Infinite Doom Caves Explore caverns that twist the very fabric of reality while simultaneously leading you to the color blue. You must never question the blue!
    Secret Handshake of Madness Only the chosen can partake in this, a handshake that transcends the laws of physics. DARE YOU TRY?
    Gems of Despair These gems will grant you wealth beyond imagination—if you can survive the whispers of your fast-fading sanity!

    FAQ

    Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules? WHAT ARE RULES? They float like butterflies, but kill like a thousand jellybeans! Follow your gut until it implodes, that’s your only guideline!

    Q: How many players can join?A: Players? You mean entities in disguise! Honestly, the limit’s just a number—unless it’s not. Watch your back, because your friends could be frenzied fembots at any moment!

    Q: What version of Minecraft is this server on?A: Versions are subjective tidal waves that crash against the shores of your disbelief! Just REMEMBER: You are the version!

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “I didn't want to have to do this to you, hand lotion…”

    “You can blame these fembots for what’s about to happen!”

    “It didn’t have to be like this…”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LTD-Craft

    LTD-Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

    mc.limitedgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Podzol Network

    Podzol Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

    On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

    play.podzol.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NemeGaming

    NemeGaming

    New Minecraft Servers

    NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

    Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

    Join now at org.nemegaming.org

    org.neme.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ANiHost Factions server

    ANiHost Factions server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ANiHost’s new server!

    We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

    we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

    198.23.148.76:25665

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FuZioN PvP

    FuZioN PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

    fuzionpvp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • smoke2k server

    smoke2k server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ello and welcome to my minecraft server. We have this server for over 4 years and we recently changed to a new host and a new ip. We have people playing on this server from the start and we managed to become a nice community with a lot of fun events. Right now we are focused on towny + minigames like skywars and blockhunt. We try to have fun events every day to keep the server interesting for everyone. We do events like thewalls, marriages and we hold tournaments where people can win prizes.

    I hope you want to join our server and have fun with us.

    mc.smoke2k.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Craftpvp

    Craftpvp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello and welcome to Hardcorepvp. A lot of fun and joy awaits you, I hope to see you in the fight. You can build a base, so it’s a server where you can farm and do PVP action. I would be happy if you could visit me on the server. It never gets boring on the server, the server doesn’t lag around, the server is restarted every 12 hours.

    80.241.215.19

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AmicorumCraft

    AmicorumCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a survival server. Family-friendly, mature, and only interested in building and having fun. Griefing, stealing, killing animals, etc, won’t be tolerated. We have anti-griefing plugins in place as well as logging to help prevent crass behavior/language and to repair/replace anything that’s been messed with. Come check us out and have fun!

    Our server rules are very simple. – No Griefing – Property or Players – No Stealing – If it’s not yours, don’t touch – Use Common Sense – Don’t beg Admin/Mods/Players for stuff – Don’t ask to be op’d

    There are no restriction on the size or type of builds, as long as they’re not obscene. Your given basic gear when you log on, and maps, posting of the rules, warp points, and a server mall is available at the spawn area. As long as you aren’t in another players claimed area, you’re free to build anywhere or anything you’d like. Players can mark their territory using any means they choose. Mods are available for questions and advice. There are six player ranks, Coal, Lapis, Gold, Emerald, Obsidian, & Bedrock. Permissions are based on rank. Players are ranked up using a point system. There are 6 categories in which points can be achieved. Materials used, complexity, decor, landscaping, difficulty, & size. Players can earn in-game money by voting for the server once every 24 hrs.

    Our server has been pre-paid so there is no worry of it shutting down. Visit us at www.AmicorumCraft.enjin.com for more information.

    AmicorumCraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • McAnvil

    McAnvil

    New Minecraft Servers

    Obsidian Breaker: Most Factions servers don’t include this nifty plugin. Our configuration will allow TNT that is not protected by water (use hybrid cannons for water!) to be blown up in 5 direct explosions. (Creeper/TNT) Image

    Mcmmo: We have the Mcmmo plugin with large nerfs and removals on combat skills. We configured the plugin so that is a 100% unique experience. (Don’t worry, no armor shattering or disarming!)

    Lottery: Every day, you can buy up to 20 lottery tickets. Simply do /lotto for more info!

    Auctions: If you don’t like the prices items sell/buy for in our dynamic, extensive /warp shop, you can auction or bid on items with other players in a scam-free way.

    play.mcanvil.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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