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NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP

anger issues, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, DATING, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, manipulative behavior, Men, Minecraft, narcissistic traits, red flags, red flags in men, reddit, RedFlagMan, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!

10/10 Show Limited Ed.

10/10, Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, fewer than 50 episodes, Hidden Gem, LIMITED, must watch, Rating, short series, Show, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, tv show, Underrated

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show with fewer than 50 episodes! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own version of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation or fight off Demogorgons in the Upside Down from Stranger Things.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?

SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!

Afghanistan, al-qaeda, Conflict Resolution, Drool, extremism, foreign policy, gender inequality, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Isis, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political unrest, rule, social justice, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, War on Terror, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	201

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!

PupperPressMC

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Enchantments Applied:	112

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs be understandin’ words from soundboard buttons! like, imagine pressin’ a button and ur dog be like “woof woof i want steak!” it’s like telepathy but wit buttons!

not only dat, but we got pigs flyin’ around on jetpacks and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, i tell ya!

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs be gettin’ down? it’s lit, fam.

so come on, join dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ minecraft shenanigans of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

The Adventures of Bigfoot Wrangler on InvisiCraft Server 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adult, Adventures, bigfoot, cave dweller evolved, Discord, Events, Horror Cryptid, InvisiCraft, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Nyctophobia, PvP, Sasquatch, Server, smp, The Graveyard, the man from the fog, Vampirism, voice channels, Werewolves, Whitelist, Wrangler

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	2413	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BMC4 Server
Population	Small, looking to grow
Player Age	Adults only
Weekly Events	PVP and more
Discord	Active voice channels

Mods Included

BMC4 Modpack
Cave Dweller Evolved
Horror Cryptid: Sasquatch
Nyctophobia
The Graveyard
The Man from the Fog
Vampirism
Werewolves

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server only for adults?	Yes, the server is for adults only.
How often are events held?	We aim to host weekly events, including PVP and more.
How can I join the server?	Feel free to message the server admin for more information on joining.
Can I suggest mods to be added?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for mods to enhance the gaming experience.

MineBlueFantasyCraft Server

1.5x RP/XP, 200 crystals daily, Alexiel FLB, animated pv, August Schedule, Blaze the Roof, CEQ, Character Rebalances, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Eating Bonanza, Europa CD Skin, Extra Fes MC, FAQ, Future Schedule, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, gbfg, gorda, Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2, granblue fantasy, granblue fantasy toolbox, Half AP/EP, helpful links, Hot Summer Fete, how to start, Little Skyfarer a la Sacre Blumiel, Lone Wolf’s Passing, Mega Pastebin, MineBlueFantasyCraft, Outfit, Overskill Mechanic, Previous thread, Primarch Trials, Raid Pro Skip, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, side story, Tier V Job Sumaibito, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, ZETA

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Gorda edition! We’ve got more surprises than a birthday party at a clown convention. Join now and experience the Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2 event, where you can daily single draw, get 200 crystals daily, and even wear the outfit “Blaze the Roof” (Zeta not included).

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the pixelated universe. Just go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure today. And remember, if you have any questions, read the FAQ first because we’re too busy planning outrageous events to answer them for you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

aunt, birthday gift, body image, body positivity, CraftyWeightWatchers, EMBARRASSMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family gossip, fat shaming, gift refusal, health concerns, Humiliation, Minecraft, overreacting, overweight, self esteem, Server, teenage years, weight gain, weight loss, weight watchers subscription

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	3885	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!