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JohnCraig Survival

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, java, Jobs, JohnCraig, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, PvE, Quests, Ranking system, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

We are new SMP server striving to have a nice community. We support Bedrock/Java, Online 24/7, Shops, Jobs, Quests, Ranking Sytem, and so much more! So Come and Join now! Don’t miss the fun!

play.johncraigmc.net

Mythos Pixelmon VS Hypixel

Adventure, battle, Capture, Crafting, Dungeons, entrepreneur, Exploration, Gyms, hidden areas, modded server, multiplayer, open world, Pixelmon, pokemon, Rare Pokemon, Rewards, Safari, Shops, titles, Tournaments, Trading

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	577533
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Hypixel	Mythos Pixelmon
Large player base	Unique Pixelmon experience
Various minigames available	Open world exploration with Pokemon
Active community and staff	Special features like gym battles and tournaments
Regular updates and events	Focus on Pokemon related gameplay

FAQ

What is the player base like on Hypixel vs Mythos Pixelmon?

Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time, while Mythos Pixelmon offers a more niche experience with a smaller but dedicated player base.

Can I play minigames on Mythos Pixelmon like I can on Hypixel?

No, Mythos Pixelmon focuses primarily on the Pixelmon mod and Pokemon-related gameplay, rather than offering a wide variety of minigames like Hypixel does.

Are there staff and community events on both servers?

Both servers have active staff and community events, but Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events across a variety of minigames, while Mythos Pixelmon offers unique features like gym battles and tournaments within the Pixelmon world.

Do both servers require any additional mods or software to play?

Both servers require Minecraft Java Edition to play, but Hypixel does not require any additional mods or software. Mythos Pixelmon requires the Pixelmon mod and Curse Forge Launcher to be installed.

Blocky LOLz – NEXAS Fun Zone

#AlvynAsher, #ClothovMelodiam, #EnariaLiliales, #EsilaShephield, #FaelieFallwood, #KenzoKozima, #KyoheiTekma, #LeobelPurson, #LuluLasso, #MelooMuse, #NEXASReverie, #NoahNEXAS, #NyantsumeVT, #OdetteMori, #PikoHalo, #PoetteEvergreen, #PyonPhelix, #RixxyBrightful, #SweetEHiroshi, blocky, Fun, lolz, NEXAS, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9527
Mines Excavated:	4309	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the CEO is so cool, he shills streaming apps like it’s his side hustle. Join in on the fun with Clotho v Melodiam, who’s channels are so lit, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

But wait, there’s more! Lulu Lasso is here to lasso you into the craziest adventures, while Piko Halo will have you saying “Halo, is it me you’re looking for?” And don’t even get us started on Sweet E. Hiroshi, who’s streams are so sweet, they’ll give you a sugar rush.

With characters like Pyon Phelix, Faelie Fallwood, and Nyantsume, you’ll never run out of entertainment. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the mysterious Nox Orphee or the enigmatic Enaria Liliales.

So why wait? Join this server now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a diamond sword in a mob battle. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Coomers: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

Adult, adult content, arousal, coomers, Crafty, decides, dubs, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, genre, going to coom, indulgence, Mature, meets, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, porn, taboo, tonight, watch

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4942
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, dubs decides what genre of porn you watch while you play! That’s right, every time you find a diamond, dubs gets to choose whether you watch alien tentacle porn or granny gang bangs. It’s a wild ride of unexpected surprises and questionable viewing choices. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Mine Vale

Adventure, Backpacks, Bosses, Community, custom armors, Custom Items, custom weapons, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, Hardcore, MCMMO, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, story mode, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Mine Vale is a Semi-Vanilla/RPG Survival server with hundreds of custom items, armors, weapons, backpacks and enchants! With 3 custom made dungeons with custom bosses and a story mode, there is always something to do on MineVale!

play.minevale.co

BoomerCraft: Still Gaming at 60+

ageing gamers, BoomerCraft, Gaming, gaming at 60+, gaming at any age, gaming commitment, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming dedication, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming for life, gaming for seniors, gaming forever, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming longevity, gaming passion, lifelong gamers, never too old to game, older gamers, senior gamers, video games for seniors

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of immortal grandmas who have been playing Minecraft since it was just a bunch of pixels on a screen! That’s right, we will unironically still be playing games at 60+ years old, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional knitting break. Our server is filled with crazy builds, secret underground lairs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a portal to the Nether (because why not?).

But that’s not all – we also have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got your back. Want someone to scare off creepers? Bob’s your guy. Plus, he’s great at parties.

So come join us on our server and be a part of our wacky world. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be an immortal grandma too, still playing Minecraft and causing chaos with the best of them.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where the Blocks Are Hotter Than Asian Women

asian, asian women, autistic, beauty standards, blocks, cultural perceptions, discrimination, empowerment, fetishization, gender dynamics, harmful beliefs, HOTTER, ignorance, intersectionality, Misogyny, objectification, Pandemonium, pixelated, prejudice, racism, self worth, Social Issues, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Ugly, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchantments Applied:	71	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	3587	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down guys.”

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone builds the same old boring houses. Here, we encourage creativity and craziness. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Want to create a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Why not!

And hey, if you’re looking for some spicy drama to spice up your Minecraft experience, look no further. Our chat is like a soap opera mixed with a comedy show, with players pulling off epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, on our server, even the most unexpected things can happen. Like finding a diamond block in a pig’s snout. Hey, it could happen!

Trans Minecraft VS Hypixel

boss fights, bugs, Community, crops, Custom farming, decoration, Economy, Fishing, friendship, Furniture, Identity Expression, Inclusivity, Pronouns, PvE, safe space, Seasons, Sprinklers, Survival, Transgender, unique loot, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	933	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Hypixel Server
Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Can experience lag due to high number of players
Regular updates and events	Some game modes may require purchase

Trans Minecraft Server
Pros	Cons
Safe and welcoming community for Transgender individuals	Smaller player base
Custom features like furniture, bug catching, and farming	Lack of variety in game modes
Strict safety features to prevent harassment	May not appeal to players who are not part of the Transgender community

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to the Trans Minecraft server. It is a popular choice for Minecraft players looking for a wide variety of game modes and activities.

2. Which server offers a safer and more welcoming community?

Trans Minecraft: Trans Minecraft specifically caters to Transgender individuals, offering a safe space for them to express their identity. The server has strict safety features in place to prevent harassment and create a welcoming environment.

3. What are the custom features available on Trans Minecraft?

Trans Minecraft: Trans Minecraft offers custom features such as furniture and decoration items, bug catching, custom farming, custom fishing system, seasons, and boss fights with unique loot. These features add a unique and personalized touch to gameplay on the server.

4. Which server offers more game modes and activities?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and activities for players to enjoy, making it a popular choice for those looking for diverse gameplay experiences. However, Trans Minecraft may appeal to players looking for a more personalized and niche gaming experience within the Transgender community.

UkraineCraft: Where Losing 12 Villages is a Victory!

battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Europe, Geopolitical, international relations, LOSING, Loss, Military, occupation, strategy, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Victory, Villages, War, winning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Ukraine’s resilience? Look no further! Our server is so amazing, even Ukraine is winning on it! They may have lost 12 villages in the last 7 days, but that’s just because they were too busy playing on our server to defend them. Join us now and be part of the action-packed chaos that only our server can provide. Who needs villages when you have the best Minecraft server in the world? Join us today and start your epic adventure!

Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Noobs, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pros, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! Join now for a chance to build with the legendary Lia, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the virtual world with Utatane Nasa, who can craft a pickaxe with her eyes closed. And don’t forget about Hakushika Iori, who can slay the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Fujikura Uruka, the master of redstone, or Shisui Michiru, the queen of building epic castles in the sky? And let’s not forget about Tenma Maemi, who can farm crops faster than you can say “wheat.”

But wait, there’s more! Enter the realm of Pipkin Pippa, where pigs fly and cows dance. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join Kaneko Lumi, the explorer of hidden treasure chests and secret dungeons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it!