han – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server
Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!
But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

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Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose
boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women
Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.
With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

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Noth ing Per sonal Han s Minecraft SMP
-ing, comma separated, Generate, han, Hans, list, long tail, Minecraft, noth, Nothing, nothing personal, Personal, smp, Sonal, tags, up to 20
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got a community of players who are constantly pranking each other, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional dance-off (yes, dance-off)! Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, alliances, and betrayals around every corner.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret base where all the admins hang out, plotting their next devious scheme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, it’s nothing personal, Hans.

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NightlyCraft: Sleepytime Shenanigans
bedtime routine, better sleep, Evening activity, exercise benefits., health benefits, light activity, NightlyCraft, physical activity, Relaxation, rigorous exercise, Shenanigans, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep improvement, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep science, sleep study, sleep tips, Sleepytime, world first study
come join our minecraft server where we promise you will have the best sleep of your life after playing! our rigorous exercise in the game will tire you out so much that you will pass out as soon as you hit the hay! forget counting sheep, just count the blocks you mine in our server for a guaranteed good night’s rest! researchers have found that our short bursts of light activity in the game can lead to the best sleep you’ve ever had! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to insomnia forever!

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PocketCraft Minecraft Server
Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PocketCraft, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival
The owner of the server “PocketCraft” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
pocketcraft.mineserver.xyz

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Tomo-slowly SMP [vanilla ice cream]

Community, cream, Creative, Diamond, Discord, Economy, feel, France, Ice, Land Claims, located, Mobarena, original, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, select, Server, smp, Survival, Tomoslowly, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	We are a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life. We aim to preserve the original Minecraft feel with a diamond based economy and no land claims. We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6 and we are located in France.
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft do you run?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	We are located in France.
Do you have a diamond-based economy?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy to preserve the original feel of Minecraft.
Do you allow land claims?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.

HoloCraft Minecraft Server
Domination, Holo, holo domination, HoloCraft, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server, TOTAL, total domination, total holo domination
Are you ready to experience the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Join TOTAL HOLO DOMINATION for a wild ride like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent holographic beings who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and hilarious antics.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with friendly Ender Dragons and cuddly Wither Bosses.
So what are you waiting for? Join TOTAL HOLO DOMINATION today and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

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TrophyCraft Minecraft Server
achievement, Champions, Championship, Competition, Contenders, contenders for the trophy, determination, Game, Goal, match, Minecraft, Players, Season, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, success, TEAM, Title, Trophy, TrophyCraft, Victory, winning
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re winning is a participation trophy? Well, look no further because our server is where champions are made! Join us and you’ll be hoisting the coveted Minecraft Cup in no time!
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for the explosions)!
But that’s not all – we’ve got a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players for glory, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a Minecraft legend! Trust us, you’ll be winning so many trophies, you’ll need a whole new shelf just to hold them all.

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CraftyPissOffHubby
Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPissOffHubby, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, dining out, Diversity, Etiquette, Food, Language, Marriage, Multilingual, pronunciation, relationships, Respect, Restaurant, Self-expression, tolerance, Understanding
Are you tired of dining with someone who can’t handle your multilingual skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can order food in any language you want without judgment! Whether you’re craving virtual Chinese, Mexican, Italian, or German cuisine, we’ve got you covered. Plus, you can even speak to your adopted brother in Spanish without fear of someone blowing their top. Don’t be stuck with the bill of boring servers, come join us for a cultural and linguistic feast like no other! Who needs a redneck when you can have a rainbow of languages at your fingertips?

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BurgerCraftBonanza
BurgerCraftBonanza, comfort food, fast food, fast food addiction, fast food binge, fast food comfort, fast food cravings, fast food favorites, fast food fix, fast food guilty pleasure, fast food indulgence, fast food obsession, fast food satisfaction, fast food temptation, fast food treats, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snacks, indulgent eating, unhealthy eating
Are you tired of boring old fast food joints in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual fast food experience like no other. Picture this: you can order a pixelated burger with a side of blocky fries, all delivered straight to your virtual doorstep by our trusty delivery pigs. And the best part? Our food never goes bad, so you can enjoy your guilty pleasure guilt-free! Join our server now for a taste bud-tingling experience that will leave you craving more.

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DroneCraft: Ukrainian Training Zone
aerial surveillance, Conflict, Defense, drone technology, DroneCraft, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Intrigue, Military, military exercises, Mysterious drones, national security, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Training, UKRAINIAN, ukrainians, unmanned aerial vehicles, Zone
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where mysterious drones keep watch over ukrainians training in germany. why are they training? who knows, but it’s lit af.
we got crazy builds like a giant potato that shoots lasers and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to control the drones and rule over the entire server.
plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes. one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the game with potatoes just for fun.
so come on over and join the madness. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server. just watch out for those drones, they’re always watching… 👀🥔🚀

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LawnMowerGang420
annoyance, Community, conformity, disturbance, Environment, Frustration, high school, lawn mowers, LawnMowerGang420, Living, neighbors, noise pollution, outside, peer pressure, PRESSURE, social expectations, stress, suburban, suburban-living
yo, u ever felt the pressure of three lawn mowers starting at the same time? well, that’s nothing compared to the pressure u gonna feel when u join this epic minecraft server.
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
join us now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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BeeSlapAntsAway!
aggression, Animal Behavior, animal instincts, ant invaders, BEES, BeeSlapAntsAway, defense mechanism, flying away, hard return, honeybee, insect behavior, insect communication, insect warfare, natural defense, Pace, research, slap, tennis player, Twist, winding up, Wings
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the bees are the ultimate warriors! Imagine getting slapped by a honeybee and being sent flying like an ant! Our bees are trained in the ancient art of bee-fu and will defend their hives with all their might. Watch as they twist and turn like tennis players on steroids, ready to deliver a smackdown to any intruders. So if you’re looking for a server with a buzz, join us now and experience the thrill of bee combat like never before!

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