Han MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

kill, Central Plain, Flat, Server, Austronesian

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

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Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

Husbands, sex, Support, penises severed, Prison

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

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Noth ing Per sonal Han s Minecraft SMP

nothing personal, Sonal, -ing, comma separated, list

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got a community of players who are constantly pranking each other, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even the occasional dance-off (yes, dance-off)! Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, alliances, and betrayals around every corner.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret base where all the admins hang out, plotting their next devious scheme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, it’s nothing personal, Hans.

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StarCraftSlayer Minecraft Server

Killer, StarCraftSlayer, pc game, Blizzard Entertainment, multiplayer

Are you tired of being a noob in Starcraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to slay all your gaming woes! Join us and experience a world where creepers are your allies and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you mine for gold.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against a herd of battle-ready llamas in epic showdowns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Starcraft forever. Your new gaming addiction awaits!

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JobPromoMinecraftSMP

workplace success, job promotion, career goals, job improvement, JobPromoMinecraftSMP

So you just got a promotion at your job, huh? Well, forget about climbing the corporate ladder because it’s time to climb the blocks in our Minecraft SMP! Join us and leave the boring office life behind as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who control the economy. Will you be able to uncover their hidden lair and claim your rightful place as llama king?

Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers? It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that promotion in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that will make your boss’s head spin (literally, we have a mod for that).

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CraftyChonkShamer

self improvement, Healthy Eating, emotional intelligence, meal choices, CraftyChonkShamer

Are you tired of dealing with drama like this in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the best virtual world possible!

We don’t care if you’re a salad lover or a pasta enthusiast, as long as you’re having fun and being respectful to others. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can be yourself without fear of being called out for your food choices.

Join us now and let’s leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and make friends in our crazy Minecraft world where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

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RegretfulReaper – Minecraft SMP

healing, Emotional healing, Understanding, seeking reconciliation, Communication

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to seek revenge on your friends in the most epic way possible! Build elaborate traps, unleash hoards of zombies on their base, or even create a giant statue of them made entirely out of TNT! The possibilities for chaos are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches for bragging rights and valuable prizes. Just make sure to bring your A-game and your best armor, because things can get pretty intense down there.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere on the server that only the most cunning and skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

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GoodVibesCraft

morality, Considerate, humility, good person, positive traits

Are you tired of being a boring old regular player on Minecraft? Do you want to be a hero in a world of blocky chaos? Then come join our server and show off your good deeds!

On our server, being a good person isn’t just about helping others and building cool structures. It’s about battling evil mobs, rescuing villagers from peril, and even taming dragons to fight by your side.

Join us and become the ultimate hero of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even be crowned the King or Queen of the server and have your own castle built in your honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show the world what makes you a good person in the craziest way possible!

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CrocsVsToads: PoisonedBaitRevolution

Cane Toads, invasive species, Australia, wildlife conservation, food poisoning

join our epic minecraft server where we have trained crocodiles to fight off evil cane toads! these crocs are like the guardians of the server, keeping all the players safe from poisonous toads.

we have created a whole new world where you can witness this epic battle between crocs and toads while you build your own epic creations. imagine building a castle while watching a crocodile chomp down on a toad – it’s like a live action movie right in front of your eyes!

not only that, but we have special events where you can ride on the backs of the crocs and go on crazy adventures around the server. it’s like a safari but with crocodiles instead of lions!

so come join our server and be a part of this insane world where crocs and toads battle it out for supremacy. who will win? join to find out!

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SeedHunt

Cross-Play, Survival, PvP, Creative

Welcome to the Ultimate Crypto Treasure Hunt!

Discover the 24 Seeds to Unlock a Crypto Wallet Treasure! Dive into an exhilarating adventure where your wits and determination will lead you to discover the 24 crucial seeds of a hidden crypto wallet. Each seed is a piece of the puzzle that, when fully assembled, will unlock a valuable crypto treasure.

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