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Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crops Grown:	5004
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Gods Slained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Votes:	5868

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9703
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

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