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CrushCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4378
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!

accidental insult, communication misunderstandings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, family conflict, family connections, family relationships, Family Values, generational misunderstandings, international family dynamics, long distance family, maintaining family ties, messages, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law relationships, parenting decisions, refusing to visit MIL, setting boundaries, sibling humor, video sharing, visits

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.

But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!

ConspiracyCraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!

But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

TerritorialTussle Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Items Found:	5964	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ores Mined:	4691	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out for land but in a virtual world!!! build ur own base and fight for control of the map with crazy weapons like exploding sheep and diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. join the ukrainian side and show russia who’s boss or team up with the russians and crush the ukrainian rebellion. who will win in this epic battle for virtual supremacy?!?! come find out on our server and be part of the chaos and madness!!! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the insanity begin!!!!

HostageCraft: PhaseOneDeal

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

hey u, yea u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even hamas is releasin hostages just to play on it. yea, u heard me right. dey like “yo, we gotta get in on dis minecraft action, forget bout da hostages.” so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den join dis server now! who knows, maybe u’ll be da next big deal like gallant or sumthin. so come on, what u waitin for? join now and let’s get dis party started!

ADHDgeneCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! We got rare genetic changes that are so spontaneous, you won’t even know what hit you! And get this, these changes aren’t inherited from your parents, so you can blame all your ADHD on us!

We’ve got over a thousand genes just waiting to mess with your brain and make your Minecraft experience the craziest ride of your life. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that messes with your attention and hyperactivity levels?

Join us now and see if you can survive the insanity of our ADHD-inducing Minecraft server. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back. So buckle up and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TBC

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	132	Ores Mined:	5529
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	826382	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

The TBC official minecraft server. Users must join discord to verify their account prior to playing.

207.181.203.131

CraftyCollapse Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ores Mined:	3071
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	605302
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our post-apocalyptic Minecraft server where the only rule is survival of the fittest! Join us as we navigate through a world ravaged by chaos and destruction, where depopulation is just the tip of the iceberg.

But fear not, brave adventurer! On our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own empire from the ground up, recruit allies to fend off mutant hordes, and even ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a showdown between a group of ninja pandas and a gang of zombie llamas? Or participate in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (a.k.a. a pig with wings), because on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and let the madness begin!