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MissileMayhemMC

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, military strategy, missile strikes, MissileMayhemMC, NATO involvement, peace negotiations, political leadership, russia, strikes, Ukraine, us missiles, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Void Gems Collected:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

KelseyCrossing

Cross-Play, gaming community family-friendly survival creative PVP adventure exploration minigames mods multiplayer roleplay economy building crafting fantasy sandbox pixel art redstone dungeons., Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

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Realms of Craftopia

1500s, Aldus PageMaker, desktop publishing, dummy text, electronic typesetting, galley, Industry, Letraset sheets, lorem ipsum, Minecraft, Passages, printer, Printing, Realms of Craftopia, Survival, type specimen, typesetting, Versions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	132213	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

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Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

Access, Ahead, apply, bribing, BUILD, changes, Community, Discord, EARNED, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Fun, gameplay, hang out, Launch, Minecraft, mod, OWNER, Pure, Qol, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Suggestions, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Farms Harvested:	310
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Backlash, banter, blocky, cancel culture, Communication, Concord director, controversy, criticism, digital communication, Director, entertainment industry, Listen, Minecraft, online presence, opinion, public relations, Server, social commentary, social media, talentless freaks, trending, tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

AMERICANS, Antagonists, bad guys, characterization, cold war, Conflict, enemies, Entertainment, Evil, fictional, History, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, Propaganda, Real Life, smp, Soviets, Stereotypes, storytelling, Villains, world war II

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
New Chunks Explored:	896008	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anxiety, Boundaries, burnt out, comfort, comfort blanket, Confidence, CuddleCraft, Driving, Girlfriend, independent, lost temper, Minecraft, nagging, person, priority, processing grief, Server, Shut down, Therapist, Yelling

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1313	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

CreeperInLawsNoStay

accommodation preferences, baby’s well-being, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, CreeperInLawsNoStay, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional distress, family dynamics, family relationships, in-laws, long-term solutions, marital conflict, motherhood challenges, parenting disagreements, privacy, Respect, visitation rules

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	216
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BlockyBedBuddy

Affection, BEDROOM, BlockyBedBuddy, Communication, compliments, desire, dirty talk, emotional connection, FLIRTING, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Men, nicknames, Passion, relationships, romance, Sensuality, sex, Sweet nothings, turn-ons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

Absorption, Analysis, Brain, cognition, contemplation, data, grazing, Info, INFORMATION, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, processing, Reflection, ruminant, Server, thinking, thought, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!