Hamburg steak Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Panzer Princesses Minecraft SMP

action, Anime, barbecue, comedy, comfort food, Competition, delicious meal, friendship, girls und panzer, grilled meat, gup, Hamburg steak, hot summer day, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Panzer, Princesses, Schoolgirls, smp, snack, sports, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	3250	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Hamburg steak! That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in juicy, delicious Hamburg steak. Why, you ask? Because our server is located in the mythical land of Beefington, where cows roam free and hamburgers grow on trees. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of Hamburg steak to go around.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret Hamburg steak recipe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fearsome Cow King who only appears once every full moon. Will you be the one to uncover the recipe and become the ultimate Hamburg steak chef?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for Hamburg steak, of course). Join us today and let the beefy adventures begin!

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8506
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Villages Defended:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Potions Brewed:	87

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Votes:	7231	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6011	Players Killed by Monsters:	9199
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

amazing set, attention-grabbing, fleeting popularity, Forgotten, forgotten game, forgotten in a year, forgotten quickly, Game, Gaming, gook, hype, jigabongaboos, jiggling, jiggling physics, LolCraft, mc, not memorable, Overrated, Server, short lived, short-lived fame, talked about, video game, year

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dimension Hops:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9980

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)