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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7402 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!
Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!
