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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	604	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Marine’s New Song Verdict: Just Okay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is literally lava, and a thriving economy where you can buy and sell anything from enchanted golden carrots to dragon eggs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance all night long.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Femcel’s Blackjack Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of being a femcel and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Instead of wallowing in self-pity, join us and become a blackjack dealer in our virtual casino world.

Imagine the thrill of dealing cards and raking in the virtual cash, all while surrounded by fellow femcels who are also looking to escape their lonely lives. Plus, rumor has it that the more successful you are as a dealer, the higher your chances of finding a Minecraft boyfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start dealing those cards like a boss! Who knew that the key to finding love was through a virtual blackjack table?

Jobless Lefty in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	831	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of leftists who have all lost their jobs for ridiculous reasons. But don’t worry, things quickly escalate into a full-blown dance-off to determine who gets to be the new leader of the server.

As you explore the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens terrorizing villages, and even a group of llamas plotting to take over the world. And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn!

Fang Gang Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Emeralds Found:	5158
Dimension Hops:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the Fang Gang, where we rise up against all who dare challenge us! Our tiny white triangles are not just for show – they enhance your character in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that wearing one will give you superhuman strength, the ability to fly, and even make you immune to creepers exploding in your face. So come join us and see for yourself the power of the Fang Gang! Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected dance parties along the way.

Buzz Syrian Air Minecraft SMP Flight Crash

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Votes:	2420
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mystery of Bashar al-Assad’s missing plane! Rumor has it that the aircraft crash-landed in our virtual world and now players must band together to find the wreckage and uncover the secrets hidden within. Will you be the one to discover the truth behind the disappearance or will you get lost in the pixelated wilderness? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic quest and maybe even stumble upon some diamond loot along the way!

Coffee Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7946	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on dirt block placement? Well, fear not, because our server is so exciting that even coffee can’t keep up! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. Our server is so wild, you’ll be up all night laughing with your new Minecraft BFFs. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!