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  • Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Blocky Coomer’s Craze
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2045
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 33 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

    Reasons to join:

    • Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
    • Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
    • Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

    Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

    DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2729
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 336
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Votes: 8541
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Farms Harvested: 774

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

    AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 6529
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Emeralds Found: 1024
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

    Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

    But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

    So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8769
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

    OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3993
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6537 Runes Activated: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

    Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4138
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Love Letters Sent: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

    2020’s Dank Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 4921
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1744

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

    Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

    Reasons to join our server:

    Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

    Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 3719
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 448 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Potions Brewed: 157
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

    RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 2568
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

    Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 1387
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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