| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8256 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 119 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8856 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8060 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4870 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2016 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5334 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 965005 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2617 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 822 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 110 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8170 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 729 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2510 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 156 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Star Shards Collected: | 290 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
