| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No-Griefing Policy | Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store |
| Server Start | October 2018 |
| World Reset | Never reset. World dates back to July 2019. |
| Live Map | Check out the live map here |
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.
A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.
A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.
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