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StitchCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, despised, embarrassed, furious, grown adults, Minecraft, pen, Psycho, Server, shade of grey, StitchCraft, stitching, stuffed toy, suspicion, Thread, Toy, Trust, turtle, worst person

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	336985	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the weird and wonderful just like James and his stuffed turtle! Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasures inside random blocks, just like the surprise pen inside that turtle. Who knows what kind of bizarre secrets you’ll discover in our world?

But beware, if you mess with someone’s prized possessions, like James’s turtle, you might just end up in a feud over the shade of grey used for stitching. Our server is full of drama and excitement, just waiting for you to dive in and stir up some trouble.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find your own stuffed turtle to obsess over. Just remember, always ask permission before cutting it open!

FiancéFailsToDefendFriend

aita, deluded, Fiance, FiancéFailsToDefendFriend, Friend, friend group, Gamers, high school, hot, insecure, jealous, Justified, KIND, male validation, mean, not defending, passive aggressive, pick me girl, Rude, University

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is nonexistent? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Zaira put Emma in her place during a dinner with friends.

Imagine a world where your fiancé’s savage comebacks are the highlight of the night, leaving everyone speechless and in awe. Witness the power of true love and a mean streak like no other as Zaira shuts down any potential threats to your relationship with her fiery words.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of watching drama unfold before your very eyes, all while enjoying some quality gaming time with your friends. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of Zaira’s epic takedowns!

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchantments Applied:	65
Dragon Eggs Found:	3264	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	6605
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	204235	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7190
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Votes:	203	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Divine Spears Created:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).