Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as getting high on 100 mg cannabinoid gummies! 🌿🤪
Join us for a truly unique experience, like the time a player got so into building their virtual world that they started hallucinating anime toddlers getting double penetrated! 🙈🍆💦
Our creepy music will keep you enchanted and aroused as you explore our insane landscapes and meet fellow players who are just as out there as you are. 🎶🔥
So why wait? Come join us and see where your wildest Minecraft fantasies can take you! Just be sure to leave the cannabinoid gummies at home. 😉✨
Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.
So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started chasing everyone around. it was like a real-life horror movie, but with potatoes.
also, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and traps. one time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could one-shot the ender dragon. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that can talk and tell jokes.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has special power-ups that turn those zombie pigs into friendly unicorns that will protect you at all costs.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? You gotta dance your way through a maze of lava pits and killer bunnies to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not join our annual Ender Dragon race? Whoever can ride the dragon through a maze of obstacles and flaming hoops the fastest wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Yeah, you heard me right, a LIFETIME SUPPLY!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. See you there, blockheads!
| Type | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP Nations/Factions Server with Java and Bedrock support |
| Features | Join or start nations, engage in wars, build kingdoms for community and peace |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server with Bedrock edition? | Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. |
| How do I start a nation? | You can start a nation by submitting an application and leaving your in-game name on our Discord server. |
| Are kingdoms safe from PvP? | Yes, members of kingdoms are safe against involuntary PvP. |
| Can I wage war on other nations? | Yes, you can wage war on other nations in our server. |
Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players building giant waifu statues, reenacting epic anime battles, and even hosting virtual cosplay parties in-game. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the shape of anime characters. Some say it’s the spirit of a weeb who played too much Minecraft, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s sure to keep you on your toes!
So why is /a/ obsessed with our server? Maybe it’s the insane builds, the wacky events, or the mysterious creeper ghost. Or maybe it’s just because we’re the most fun you can have in Minecraft without getting banned for inappropriate skins. Join us and see for yourself – just watch out for those exploding anime creepers!
| Server Type | Vanilla Minecraft |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21 |
| Age Requirement | 18 and up only |
To join the server, please join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.com/invite/c4MhdCwF. The details on how to join will be provided there.
No, this is a vanilla Minecraft server with no mods or plugins installed.
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up. Please make sure they also join the Discord server for instructions on how to join.
Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?
But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.