hall of nooblets Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCrazeMC

#venting, anger, Anonymity, Conflict, CreeperCrazeMC, Cruel, cyberbullying, dark side, dark thoughts, death wish, digital communication, emotional response, Frustration, hatred, internet, ONLINE, online relationships, Revenge, social media, toxic behavior, virtual interaction

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchantments Applied:	153	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually unleash your inner villain and plot the demise of your enemies in the most creative ways possible!

Join us if you’ve ever wanted to trap someone in a never-ending maze of lava, or maybe turn them into a chicken and watch them squawk around helplessly. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

So come on and join us if you’ve ever wanted to let out your dark side and show those pesky players who’s really in charge. Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft!

PennyCraft: Save, Spend, Repeat!

budgeting, Financial Advice, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money mindset, money saving tips, penny saved, PennyCraft, personal finance, repeat, Save, saving money, smart budgeting, smart spending, spend, wealth building, wise investments

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Star Shards Collected:	105	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join us on dis epic minecraft server where u can save pennies by building ur own virtual piggy bank! but watch out, the piggy bank is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will peck u to death if u try to steal the pennies!

if u manage to survive the zombie chicken attack, u can use ur pennies to buy magical unicorn armor that makes u invincible! but be careful, the armor is cursed and will turn u into a unicorn if u wear it for too long!

we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the evil potato king who guards it with his army of flying potatoes! only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat him and claim the treasure for themselves!

so what are u waiting for? join us on dis wacky and wild minecraft server for a penny-saving, unicorn-transforming, potato-fighting adventure like no other!

MineGirlyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Childhood Case File, collaboration event, Dazzling Arclight, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Flying With Eagles, GF1 Resources, gfg, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline General, Key Card Point Event, lore material, lurk 2 months, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, MineGirlyCraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade batch, New Re-Supply Gacha, Night Shadow, phantom thieves, PNC Resources, Pointcaré Recurrence, ranking rerun, retards, Retrocausal Trie Interference, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Theater Mode Season 11, Tourists, translated story, Ultimate, Zero Charge

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to keep you entertained.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where flying eagles are your companions and tailfeather maidens are your enemies. But don’t worry, you can join the Phantom Thieves and steal the show in our epic events like the Cartesian Theatre. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a collaboration event with Steins;Gate that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic battles against seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, and even tourists. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to lurk for 2 months before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here!

NervousCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, athletes, Canada, Choke, Competition, doubt, Expectations, fear, first match, Masterclass, Minecraft, nerves, Nervous, NervousCraft, Performance, PRESSURE, Server, sports, TEAM, Tournament, universe champion, world watching

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of the pressure of being the universe champion in Minecraft? Join our server and leave all that stress behind! Who cares if you choke against Canada in our first match? On our server, we celebrate epic fails and outrageous moments. The world may be watching, but they’ll be too busy laughing at our crazy antics to care about your performance. So come join us and let loose, because on our server, the only expectation is to have a good time!

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2875	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Friend or Foe Minecraft

acquaintances, best friends, Bonding, changing relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, deep connections, emotional connection, foe, Friend, friendship, human interaction, loyalty, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, social circles, social dynamics, strangers, support system, Trust, unexpected friendships

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

come join dis server where u can make best friends with strangers and then suddenly they become strangers again but then u make new best friends who are even better than the old ones. it’s like a rollercoaster of friendship, but in minecraft form. u never know who u gonna meet next, maybe a talking pig or a dancing cow. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times u can fall into a pit of lava and lose all ur diamonds. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of friendship and adventure in the most unpredictable way possible.

CityBuild Minecraft server

administration, Capital, city, Citybuild, Coins, commercial buildings, Discord, donation, fortress, Kit, Land, Mayor, Minecraft, Plot, price, private size, Province, Purchase, Rent, Server, Spawn, Store

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Build and develop your city, the project is just starting, the map is new, without wipes and chaos, a comfortable build chill. If your city grows to 7 inhabitants, then you receive the status of Mayor, and with it a team donation and a kit CityBuild. The server has an adequate private size, enough to seize a large piece of land for yourself and build both a small province and an impregnable fortress. Spawn is the capital. In the capital, like in any other city, you can rent/purchase a plot or building, usually commercial buildings like a store. Registration of the city takes place in the discord channel, instructions are attached. Every 10 minutes you will receive $10; the coins will be useful to you in the future just for purchasing your own plot. The mayor has the right to set any price for a plot in his city. The administration has no right to interfere in the affairs of the city, except in cases of violation of the rules. All details are in the discord.

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Welcome to Crumpton SMP: Where crashing from too many mods is basically a right of passage! Let’s get crafting – and crashing!

BASICALLY, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, Crafting, Crashing, Crumpton, Custom Modpack, Discord, Economy, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, java, Lets, Mining, Modded, Mods, passage, Redstone, redstone creations, smp, SMP format, Transport, weather

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Buildings Constructed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Crumpton SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Custom Modpack	Yes
Supported Platforms	Java
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions in the welcome channel.

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

The server is modded with a custom modpack created by the Crumpton crew.

3. What type of additions does the modpack include?

The modpack includes additions related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transport, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

4. Is the server currently online?

Yes, the server is currently online and ready for players to join.

PixelPill Minecraft Server

Alternative Music, anti-establishment music, blackpilled bands, counterculture music, Dark Music, independent music, Minecraft, nihilistic music, outsider music, PixelPill, Server, underground artists, underground bands, underground culture, underground hip hop, underground metal, underground music, underground musicians, underground punk, underground rap, underground rock, underground scene

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Are you tired of mainstream music that just doesn’t get your dark and edgy soul? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate haven for all the underground blackpilled bands you’ve never even heard of! Join us and discover the most obscure and twisted music that will make your ears bleed with joy. From the demonic screams of the Cursed Cucumbers to the haunting melodies of the Depressed Donkeys, we’ve got it all! So come on down and join our server for a musical experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs mainstream when you can have underground blackpilled bands on our server?

Pixel Panic Minecraft Server

cryptocurrency, dca, Dollar cost averaging, due diligence, Financial Planning, future outlook, hodl, Investment, investment decision, investment strategy, long term, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, Panic, PIXEL, potential gains, Risk, savings, scam, Server, uncertainty, wealth building, WGMI

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	337621
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We’ve got players investing thousands of dollars in virtual currency, just imagine the possibilities! Join now and you could be the next big investor, making bank in no time. Who needs real-life investments when you can gamble with your Minecraft coins instead? Don’t miss out on the chance to either get scammed or become a millionaire in our server!