| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 927 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Star Shards Collected: | 175 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8233 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4010 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7473 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 236 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7432 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.
And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5663 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7869 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 131 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1381 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1073 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 986511 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 | Potions Brewed: | 79 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3975 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Votes: | 6667 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8495 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!
