halfswordhumor – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Pixel Punks Minecraft Server
action-packed, Anime, Artificial Intelligence, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk aesthetics, cyberpunk anime, cyberpunk culture, cyberpunk genre, cyberpunk storytelling, cyberpunk themes, dark anime, dystopian society, edgerunners, futuristic, futuristic anime, Minecraft, PIXEL, post-apocalyptic, Punks, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, virtual reality
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of infinite power, guarded by a horde of evil zombie pigmen. But beware, for the sword is said to be cursed and will turn anyone who wields it into a chicken for 24 hours!
Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves nothing more than challenging players to a game of Minecraft trivia. Beat him at his own game and he’ll reward you with a chest full of rare loot!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP
anger management, composure, controlling emotions, Cool, emotional control, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, emotional reaction, emotional regulation, emotional stability, Frustration, Gus, handling pressure, keeping cool, losing composure, maintaining composure, managing emotions, Minecraft, reacting under pressure, self-control, smp, staying calm, Stress Management, turning out differently
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

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What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?
IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server
IcyDeluxe Movies is a budding filmmaker with a passion for creating visually captivating and emotionally engaging films. With a keen eye for storytelling and a talent for cinematography, IcyDeluxe Movies is quickly making a name for themselves in the industry. Their unique style and creative vision set them apart, and they are poised to become a rising star in the world of filmmaking.

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Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server
affordable, Author, commissioning, Commissions, Communication, Contact, Crafty, Creative, dollgirl, email, fanfiction, Fiction, freelance, Literature, Minecraft, opportunity, payment, Paypal, Rates, Server, storytelling, Words, Writer, Writing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!
Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

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So Little Gits Content Minecraft SMP
CONTENT, curated gifts, gift giving, Gift guide, Gift ideas, gift inspiration, gift recommendations, gift selection, gift shopping, gift suggestions, GitS, handmade gifts, Minecraft, minimalistic gifts, personalized gifts, small gifts, small surprises, smp, So little gits, special occasions, thoughtful presents, tiny presents, unique gifts
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild circus on steroids, with more chaos and shenanigans than you can shake a diamond sword at.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server, trading emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite armor. Don’t ask how they got so powerful, just go with it.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a reality TV show on crack, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun).

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Lost & Found Minecraft Server
Abandoned, DISMISSED, Dispensable, disregarded, Expendable, Forgotten, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, Lost, Minecraft, Missed, no one, nobody, Nothing, Overlooked, Server, unappreciated, unimportant, UNNOTICED, unremembered, Value, Worthless
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a rollercoaster ride that goes through the Nether!
Our community is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, we have a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t need those, right?).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the madness. Remember, on our server, when someone says “and nobody missed them, and nothing of value was lost,” they’re probably talking about the time someone accidentally blew up the entire village with a stack of TNT. Oops!

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The Night Crew Minecraft SMP
celebrate, CREW, Dance, Emerge, Entertainment, Fun, late night, Minecraft, Music, night, night crew, night out, night owl, Night shift, nightlife, nighttime activities, Nighttime Events, Nighttime Gathering, Party, Performance, REJOICE, Show Thine Selves, smp, socializing
Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest of blocks, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this incredible prize?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Show thine selves and emerge into our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Join us and rejoice in the insanity that awaits you!

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🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server
1000 lvl, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
mr9.bear-land.net

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Whimsical Woods Minecraft Server
#youtube, Anime, Calliope Mori, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming streamer, hololive, japanese, Kawaii, Live streaming, Minecraft, musician, online personality, Power-washing Power-couple, Server, Singer, twitch, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, WHIMSICAL, Woods, 森カリオペ
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori.
Legend has it that Calliope Mori once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a bucket of water and a sponge. She’s so skilled at power-washing that even the creepers run in fear when they see her coming. And now, she’s looking for new recruits to join her on her quest to clean up the Minecraft world one block at a time.
But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn to ride around on?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure with Calliope Mori and become a part of the most legendary power-washing power-couple in all of gaming history!

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Worldly Countries Minecraft SMP
borders, citizenship, colonies, Countries, Diplomacy, foreign relations, geography, Global, Government, INDEPENDENCE, International, Minecraft, nation-states, national identity, Nations, Politics, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory, united nations, vassal states, world, worldly
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where only countries exist! That’s right, forget about building houses and farms, here you can build entire nations and conquer your enemies with your superior block-placing skills.
Join us and become the ruler of your own country, complete with a flag, national anthem, and even a parliament made out of Minecraft blocks. Want to start a war with your neighbor over a patch of land? Go for it! Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and enchanted armor for the ultimate battle.
But beware, there are vassal states and colonies lurking around, looking to overthrow your rule and claim your territory as their own. Will you be able to defend your country and emerge victorious in this crazy world of Minecraft geopolitics?
So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft diplomat and warrior. Only on this Minecraft SMP, where countries reign supreme and chaos is just a block away.

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