Halfcraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

2TMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	7336	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9156	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	622	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	7733
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6414
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Crops Grown:	5780	Players Killed by Monsters:	1380

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	157
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

School Shooters R Us

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!

join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!