Half-Track Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	561	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Secret Passages Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4251	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2982
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	174
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4337	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3227
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!