New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • FlaVR Minecraft SMP General

    FlaVR Minecraft SMP General
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 7507
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 480
    Farms Harvested: 251 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Votes: 6762 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Late Night Love Edition where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    Last time on our server, Nyana was driving like a maniac in Crazy Taxi, Splatts was trying to beat the clock in Half Minute Hero, Temp was drawing some questionable art with Loligae, and we sadly lost to /haha/ in the /vt/ league (but hey, at least we had fun, right?).

    But that’s not all! We have a crazy backstory involving AI-generated VTuber companies, indie circles, and a quest for complete FlaVR domination. Some of our talents have reached a whopping 4views (yes, you read that right) and it’s only a matter of time before we take over the Minecraft world with our shenanigans.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community hub that doubles as an OP template, Korean Vtubers, Chocolate Chuubas, Idol Corps, and Kiki’s Thread all in one place? Plus, we have AI wrangling anons creating designs that will blow your mind.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories (and maybe blow up a few things along the way, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

    MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9621
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 333 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

    Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

    Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7618
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 176 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

    Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9287
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8990 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2666
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Crops Grown: 6057 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Gods Slained: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

    Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1324
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9053 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

    Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

    But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

    So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

    PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 4642
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 5630
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Dragon Eggs Found: 7476
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

    4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wizard’s Wacky World

    Wizard’s Wacky World
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 6399
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive

    Chad’s Creeper Kingdom: Where Only the Chads Survive
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8125
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3014 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ugliest, wheelchair-bound, fat abomination of a woman can still have a chance with Chad! That’s right, no need to worry about looks or physical limitations here, just start doing pushups and you’ll be on your way to finding your Minecraft soulmate.

    Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous love stories ever seen in a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky version of Chad or even a creeper with a heart of gold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start working on those pushups, because love knows no boundaries in our crazy Minecraft world!

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  • OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!

    OomuroCraft: Where Yuru Yuri meets Minecraft for a hilarious adventure!
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 8763
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1193 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

    Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in blocky form, where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

    And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a secret hidden realm where you can mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a UNICORN! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the craziness begin!

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