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Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.

With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Epirate Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🌍 Earth Map + Live Map	Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor	Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
🦈 Sea Monsters	Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
⛵ Player-built ships	Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
🪙 Treasures	Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
🔥 Wars and naval regions	Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
💰 Economy	Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
🐟 Advanced Fishing system	Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

Server Details:

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

The Cosmos VS Hypixel

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Hypixel	The Cosmos
Popular and well-established server Wide variety of game modes Active and large player base Custom mini-games and challenges Regular updates and events	Unique Sci-Fi themed Survival experience Explore planets and solar systems Customize your own ship with Movecraft Expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons Donator perks and exclusive items

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and more.
How active is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and active player base, making it easy to find games and interact with other players.
Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates their server with new content and events to keep players engaged.

The Cosmos FAQ

Question	Answer
What is unique about The Cosmos server?	The Cosmos offers a Sci-Fi themed Survival experience where players can explore different planets and solar systems.
Can I customize my own ship on The Cosmos?	Yes, players can design and customize their own ships using the Movecraft plugin on The Cosmos.
What special features does The Cosmos have?	The Cosmos features an expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons, as well as donator perks and exclusive items.

CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Items Found:	3359
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of your CF (Catgirl Foxgirl) maid in isekai constantly getting in the way and causing chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate CF maid management simulator where you can train your maid to do your bidding with hilarious results.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.6w.vanillaboxmc.ru

FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	3249
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

CraftyCriminalBidenServer

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!