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BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre dreams, Minecraft, nighttime activities, odd sleep patterns, Server, sleep anecdotes, sleep behaviors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep oddities, sleep paralysis, sleep stories, Sleep Talking, Sleepwalking, SleepyCraft, strange behavior, strange sleep experiences, strange sleep habits, unconscious actions, unusual actions, unusual sleep stories

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Have you ever woken up to find yourself building a giant statue of a potato in your sleep? Or maybe you logged onto a server and discovered that you had created an entire village made entirely out of cake blocks while sleep mining? Well, if you’re looking for a server where your wildest dreams (or nightmares) come true, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest sleepwalking adventures you never knew you needed. From sleep building roller coasters to sleep farming a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Who knows, you might even wake up one day to find that you’ve accidentally created a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and lava traps.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos of sleep Minecrafting, join us on our server and let your subconscious creativity run wild. Just make sure to set up some torches around your bed before you log off, who knows what you’ll wake up to next!

BrunchCraft

bacon, bagels, Breakfast, brunch, BrunchCraft, CEREAL, coffee, eggs, family breakfast, Fruit, homemade breakfast, lazy morning, morning meal, Orange Juice, PANCAKES, pastries, Sunday routine, toast, typical Sunday morning, waffles, weekend breakfast, yogurt

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	395

Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can start your day with a virtual breakfast buffet fit for a blocky king! Picture this: a bacon block tower, pancake mountains, and a lava fountain of syrup. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride a pig through a maze of floating islands, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a virtual pancake flipping contest. Who needs real life when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring breakfasts and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and start your day off right… in the most ridiculous way possible!

SmartCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, character arc, Character development, character flaws, character motivation, character relationships, character strengths, character traits, complex characters, creativity, critical thinking, dialogue, intelligence, Minecraft, Plot development, problem solving, Protagonist, Server, smart characters, SmartCraft, storytelling, writing process, writing tips

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a block of dirt? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players with the highest IQ levels! Our server is so smart, even the creepers have a PhD in explosive engineering.

Join us if you want to engage in intellectual debates about the best mining techniques or discuss the philosophical implications of building a house out of diamond blocks. Our community is so brainy, we once solved a redstone puzzle using only our minds (and a little bit of luck).

So come on down to our server and show off your big brain energy. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the mysteries of the Minecraft universe. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT trap set by our resident mad scientist).

Join us now and become a part of the smartest Minecraft community in the world!

Blood & Thunder Minecraft Server

Adventure, Band, Blood, blood and thunder, CREW, frens, hearties, jolly roger, Loot, Mateys, Minecraft, pillage, Pirates, plunder, plundering, sailing, sea shanty, SEAS, Server, Ship, Swashbuckling, thunder, Treasure, yo ho ho

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Ahoy mateys! Come join our Minecraft server where we sail the high seas, plundering and pillaging like true pirates! We’ve got a merry band of Frens who will split their lungs with blood and thunder just to make sure you have a good time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids who will trade you diamonds for fish! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride on a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, me hearties! Yo ho ho and a bottle of…uh, potion of invisibility!

Ex Outfit Drama Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, blended families, child’s birthday, co parenting, Communication, CoParenting, custody arrangements, daughter’s birthday, Drama, ex, ex-partner, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, matching outfits, Minecraft, Motherhood, Outfit, parental responsibilities, parenting, relationships, Server, social expectations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex showed up to our daughter’s birthday party wearing the same outfit as me and our son.

Picture this: you log in to the server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual party where everyone is wearing matching outfits except for one angry player who feels left out. Will you be the peacemaker who calms the virtual storm, or will you stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret subliminal messages hidden in every block, waiting for you to uncover their true meaning. Can you decode the cryptic messages scattered throughout the virtual world?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where even the simplest outfit choice can lead to a virtual showdown of epic proportions. Who knew building blocks could be so dramatic?

Dad’sMistressMinecraftMadness

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, bullying, child, Communication, Confrontation, DadsMistressMinecraftMadness, Disrespect, Divorce, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, favorite child, guilt trip, Manipulation, parental conflict, pregnancy reveal, reconciliation, Siblings, stepmother

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Votes:	6761
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8146

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Imagine a world where your dad has an affair with your mom’s best friend Cheryl. Now imagine Cheryl trying to manipulate you into loving her so your siblings won’t hate her. Crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better.

You’ll have the chance to roleplay as the baby of the family, the “favorite” who gets caught in the middle of a messy divorce. Will you choose to stay with mom or dad? Will you make life hell for Cheryl and your dad? The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where you can refuse to be part of a pregnancy reveal and ignore texts from your dad. Plus, you’ll have the opportunity to confront Cheryl at the mall and tell her off in front of everyone. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCupid’sLoveLand

Boundaries, communication skills, CraftyCupidsLoveLand, dating advice, emotional intelligence, growth, healthy relationships, Honesty, love, Maturity, navigating emotions, peer pressure, personal development, Respect, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, social norms, teenage relationships, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	4942
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Emeralds Found:	4291

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can date in Minecraft! That’s right, find your pixelated soulmate and build a love shack together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes?

Join our server for a chance to meet your virtual crush and go on romantic adventures together. Need a pick-up line to impress that special someone? How about, “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world.” Smooth, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally drink it yourself! Trust us, you don’t want to end up in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft dating server today and let the love (and the lava) flow! Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after.

CraftyCamaroonQueen

Brenda Biya, Cameroon president’s daughter, CraftyCamaroonQueen, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ progress, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Same sex relationship

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gods Slained:	1

lol imagine a server where Brenda Biya’s same-sex relationship drama is the main plot line. like, you gotta help her navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with her love life. join this server for the ultimate drama and gossip, plus we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for extra fun. come join the chaos and see if you can help Brenda find true love in the pixelated world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious drama!

HomoCraft: Love is Love

acceptance, Bisexual, Diversity, Gay, Gender Identity, HomoCraft, homophiliac, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love, love is love, Nonbinary, pride, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	74	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Emeralds Found:	4841
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1511

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!

if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!

oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!

ZzzCraft: Slightly Bland NON-P2W Factions

Abilities, bedrock, bland, border, Community, Currency, Discord, Environment, faction-based, Factions, gameplay, Minecraft, Nonp2w, Server, slightly, strategy, teamwork, Trade, Vanilla, ZzzCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594
Server Trailer	Watch Here

Server Features

True Vanilla+ Factions
TNT Disabled
World Border
Ability Items
No Currency

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/QFQDu5rdWu

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is currently running on version 1.20.6
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience
Are there any special gameplay features?	Yes, there are unique twists such as Ability Items and a World Border