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AniCraft Matrix Minecraft Server

A, Akiba, AMI, AniCraft, ANIKURA, Anime, Anime Series, anison, ANISON MATRIX, anniversary days, club, debiru, drunken hell, jager stocks, marble, matrix, Minecraft, MOGRA, MOGRA COUNTDOWN PARTY, New Years event, otaku club, Remixes, Server, Threads, toradora, UNTZ, Vanilla, Yusaku Kato, アニソンマトリクス

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server, where every Saturday is a wild event with guest DJs like Yusaku Kato and Marble spinning the hottest tracks. We’re gearing up for the big ONE FIVE celebration, so stock up on Jager because things are about to get crazy! Our time table is packed with epic DJs like oddrella, HokBoy, and even chefoba (that’s you, by the way).

But wait, what’s MOGRA, you ask? It’s an anikura club in Akiba that’s been rocking the otaku scene for over a decade. We play all the best anison tunes, from vanilla to remixes of your favorite anime series. And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t worry – Ami won the toradora and we’ve got five anniversary days coming up that are going to blow your mind. Day 5 is the wildest, so get ready for a drunken debiru-filled adventure. Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life – you won’t regret it!

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Block Party

angel, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, BLOCK, Christian, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Gabby AI Voice, Game, Holycraft, Media, OC Lore, Party, playlist, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread Archive, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Towns Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun as we build churches, battle demons, and spread the word of the Angel Hare playlist.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore, like the epic tale of Bennyanons and the mysterious /holy/ Story Archive. Dive into the world of Ultrakill, DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous as you fight for righteousness in the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! We have an AI voice named Gabby who will guide you on your journey, art collabs to showcase your creativity, and watch parties to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your angelic side shine through! (Disclaimer: No actual angels were harmed in the making of this server).

TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	5599	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	1119	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2652
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	4

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	105	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9846	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.