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Solara Skyblock

Active, Adventure, Challenges, claim island, Community, Custom, Economy, Islands, Minecraft, Players, Quests, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, Staff, starting out, Thrive, Trade, update, Veteran

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Hey, Minecraft adventurers!

I’m excited to announce the launch of my Skyblock Server on Minecraft 1.21. Get ready to explore a brand new experience with exciting updates, custom challenges, and a vibrant community!

What’s New in 1.21: – New custom islands with unique themes – Daily quests and challenges to keep you hooked – Exclusive rewards for top players – Player-driven economy – build, trade, and thrive – Friendly and active community with helpful staff

Whether you’re a Skyblock veteran or just starting out, we’ve got something for everyone. Jump in and claim your island today!

23.109.45.165:25594

X_SMP

amazing community, build together, collaboration, Community, Dedicated Staff, enthusiastic members, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Minecraft, Newcomer, Passion, skill levels, smp server, supportive, Survival, TEAM, unique experiences, Vanilla, Veteran, X_SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Star Shards Collected:	70
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ores Mined:	6622	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

X_SMP is an exciting new Minecraft SMP server that is currently seeking enthusiastic members and dedicated staff to join our growing community. We aim to create a fun and engaging environment for players of all skill levels, whether you are a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game. Our server will feature unique gameplay experiences, events, and opportunities for collaboration. If you are passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a friendly and supportive team, we would love to have you with us. Join X_SMP today and help us build an amazing community together!

45.133.74.143:25816

Troll Body Minecraft Server

bodily functions, bodily reactions, bodily reactions to emotions, bodily surprises, Body, body trolling, body’s tricks, confusion, Disappointment, emotional response, feeling, first kiss, Frustration, mind games, Minecraft, physical sensations, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception, Server, sexual encounters, sexual experiences, troll, unexpected reactions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the same rush as your first kiss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and possibly even finding your virtual soulmate. Who needs real-life relationships when you can feel like you just came from a kiss every time you log on? Plus, we guarantee that there will be no unexpected surprises like finding no cum when you get home. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft love story!

RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP

affordable living, behind the wheel hours, BROKE, Drivers license, driving lessons, driving school, drop shipping, Ebay, finances, Girlfriend, income, Maryland law, moving out, parents, Paycheck, POVERTY, Rent, RentingFromMyParentsInMinecraftSMP, reselling, side hustles, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Farms Harvested:	1000	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of being a broke adult living with your parents and unable to afford driving lessons or a girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world struggles by building your dream home and driving virtual cars without needing a license. With outrageous rent prices and crazy side hustles like selling virtual items on eBay, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, with a community of players who understand your struggles, you’ll never feel alone again. So come join us and start living your best virtual life today!

HonBar

Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Mines Excavated:	2907	Villages Defended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Welcome to Hon’Bar, the Ultimate Minecraft SMP Stop! Hon’bar is a community-centric Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and collaborate. With a strong emphasis on community interaction, Hon’bar fosters a welcoming environment for players of all ages and play styles. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurer seeking epic quests, or someone who enjoys socializing with fellow gamers, Hon’bar offers a space where everyone can find their niche. Join the community, embark on exciting adventures, and create lasting memories in this vibrant Minecraft world!

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UA Danylo Server

1.21.2, All, Danylo, kyiv, Minecraft, Server, Survival, UA Danylo Server, Ukraine, welcome

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchantments Applied:	207
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

My name is Danylo. I’m from Kyiv, Ukraine. It’s my survival minecraft 1.21.2 server. See ou on my server. Welcome ALL.

93.188.35.17

Blocky Trillion Game Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, debate, discussion, explicit content, forum, Game, Gaming Community, gaming culture, internet, mature themes, Minecraft, online discussion, opinion, Regulation, Server, Sluts edition, social media, Thread, Trillion, Trillion game, video game

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sluts edition! Why no thread? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons to worry about silly threads.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner slut shine! Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared to leave your dignity at the door – because on this server, anything goes!

Movie SMP for Truecels

action, Cinema, classic, comedy, Drama, emotional, FANTASY, film, Horror, incel, independent, lonely, MODERN, Movie, movies, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thought-provoking, Thriller, Truecels, Underrated

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Gladia Earth

Earth, MCMMO, Minecraft Geopolitical Towny Real world map Diplomacy War Towns Nations Alliances Resources Army Conquer Strategy PvP Economy Survival Adventure Exploration Building Roleplay, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Gladia is a Minecraft geopolitical towny server with a real world 1:1000 earth map where towns and nations strive for power with diplomacy and war. Make a town, form nations and alliances, gather resources and build an army to conquer the earth.

conquestia.xyz

FleshFactory

Create, Faction, Factions, FleshFactory, FTB, Fungal infection, Horde, INFECTED, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Scorched Guns 2, spore, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to FleshFactory! Combining “Fungal Infection:Spore” “Create” and “Scorched Guns 2” it’s a thrilling faction based Survival against the ever evolving horde of infected

45.11.228.33:27000