Half an Orange & Ephixa – Time Travel Kool Aid Minecraft Servers

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8347

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	7312	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	671	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Star Shards Collected:	96	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6026	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	New Chunks Explored:	135786

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ores Mined:	6841
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

#gamer, fanbase, game analysis, game criticism, game design, game developers, game development, game evolution, game industry, Game Mechanics, game perception, game popularity, game reception, game reception trends, game success, game trends, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming phenomenon, gaming trends, Grandma, Mainstream, MainstreamCraft, PRO

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5124
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

A, Anime, ANONYMOUS, Characters, Community, crazycraft, current, delusions, discussion, fan theories, forum, internet culture, Manga, mental health, Obsession, online personalities, Otaku, PARANOIA, Reign, schizophrenia, schizos, social media, SUPREME, Top, top schizos

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!