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PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Items Found:	6744	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	8090
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

GlacierWaveCraft2023

100m-tall waves, 10km stretch, 50-100m, 60M, exceeding 200m, GlacierWaveCraft2023, megatsunamis, melting glaciers, peak height, rockmass, rugby stadium, Slope

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Items Found:	3504	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Votes:	6401	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing melting is your brain from all the crazy fun you’ll be having! We’ve got megatsunamis with 100m-tall waves that’ll make you scream “WOOO” as you ride them like a boss.

On September 16, 2023, a rockmass the size of a freakin’ rugby stadium detached and fell like a clumsy noob down a slope. The resulting megatsunami had a peak height of over 200m, taller than a giant zombie trying to dunk a basketball. It was as tall as 60m along a 10km stretch, making it the most insane ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ride the waves of destruction like a pro. Just remember to bring your floaties and a sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get wild, yo!

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

ADDED, Builder, buttery-smooth, Casual, Community, Datapack, Discord, District, Experience, Explorer, flavor, games, Global, IMPROVEMENTS, java, Minecraft, Performance, Purpur, Qol, rules, shopping, smp, Style, Suggestions, travel, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Votes:	7043
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	70
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, IPFS Edition, japanese games, linux, Machine Translation, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, Page 10., PixelPleasure, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, RPG Maker RTP, rpgmaker, Server, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Items Found:	6429	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	4272
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

#youtube, Bitcoin, COLD STORAGE, COLD WALLET, ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, exchanges, finance, FINANCIAL PROTECTION, hacked, HACKING, investing, not safe, online investments, online safety, online transactions, personal security, Scams, SECURITY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.