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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9075 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Votes: | 4945 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
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