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KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Towns Built:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6454
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9204	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

HusbandInterruptedAITAH

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3032	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!